Car ownership can be quite the hassle—between sky-high repair bills and the constant worry of breakdowns. However, kids can’t get enough of cars, whether they’re racing toy versions or watching animated flicks. To channel their love for automobiles into laughter, here’s a collection of uproarious, kid-friendly car jokes, puns, and one-liners that are sure to rev up their giggles.
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What happens when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks! -
I picked up a hitchhiker the other day.
Turned out he just wanted to compliment my driving. -
My partner is really into health trends.
Now it’s affecting my car; she took the carb-orator off! -
Husband: “Sweetheart, the neighbor is washing his car with his son again!”
Wife: “Poor kid! Tell him to use a sponge!” -
What do you say to a frog who needs a lift?
“Hop in!” -
I scored nine out of ten on my driving test.
The last guy was able to get out of the way! -
Two seniors were chatting on a porch.
One said, “In Seattle, it rains cats and dogs!”
The other replied, “That’s nothing! In New York, it hails taxis!” -
If a car is chasing you, you’ll definitely get tired.
But if you’re chasing cars, you’ll be exhausted! -
Two Cadillac drivers had a fender-bender and ended up fighting.
I guess things Escaladed quickly. -
What do Michigan autoworkers do on Cinco de Mayo?
They have a Fort Fiesta! -
What should you do with old German cars?
Take them to the old Volk’s home. -
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A toyoda! -
Bad news: Your car is totaled.
Good news: After the wreck, your Audi is now an innie. -
When you get hit by a guitar truck, is it a fender-bender?
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That car salesman is a true car-deal-ologist.
It’s been ages since someone gave me such a stress test! -
Why couldn’t the frog remember where he parked?
Because he’d been toad. -
What do you need to drive in the outback?
You need to show koala-fications. -
My car was stolen, leaving me with just my phone—no Kia!
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When I crashed my last car, I found out if a Mercedes bends.
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In summary, cars may be a source of stress for adults, but for kids, they can be a source of endless joy and laughter. These jokes are perfect for sharing with the little ones in your life, giving them a chance to enjoy their fascination with all things automotive while also having a good laugh.
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