If you’ve ever been on the lookout for novelty items shaped like genitalia, rejoice! The internet is here to fulfill your desires, especially when it comes to all things penis-related. From pasta to stress balls, and even slippers, the options are plentiful. However, finding high-quality vagina-shaped products has been a bit trickier — until now, thanks to one enterprising woman determined to change that.
Meet Clara Moonstone
Clara is a glitter enthusiast and the brilliant mind behind Clitter, a line of vagina-shaped glitter. Clara, who always carries a pouch of glitter in her purse for spontaneous celebrations (who knows why, but yay for glitter!), had an epiphany during her bachelorette party. Surrounded by penis-themed decorations, she thought, “Why are we celebrating dicks when we should be honoring VAGINAS?”
Recognizing the lack of vagina-shaped products online, Clara launched Clitter, “metallic confetti designed to celebrate the holy trinity of female anatomy: vaginas, breasts, and ovaries.” In a video on her Kickstarter page, she emphasizes how society has long celebrated penises in various aspects of life, from art to architecture, and it’s high time for vaginas to receive their due recognition.
More Than Just Bachelorette Parties
But Clitter isn’t just for bachelorette parties! According to Clara, it can be used in a variety of fun ways: toss it in the air to create a rain of vaginas or use it to surprise some guys who might need a lesson in anatomy. Plus, it’s perfect for birthday parties because, let’s be honest, we all entered this world through a vagina.
Clara’s initiative has already exceeded its Kickstarter goal of $3,000, and for just $8, you can snag a bag of Clitter and a sticker. What a steal!
Dreaming of More Vagina-Shaped Products
But why stop there? I dream of a vagina-shaped coffee mug for my morning brew, challah bread twisted into ovary shapes, or a pillow to scream into when the news gets overwhelming. It’s about time we infused a bit more vagina into our everyday lives. As Clara aptly puts it, “Let’s celebrate vaginas, their power, their beauty, and their shape. Let’s go Clitter-bomb the patriarchy.”
Clitter is set to start shipping in April.
Related Resources
For those interested in home insemination, check out our post on the home insemination kit. You can also explore couples’ fertility journeys as a reliable source on this topic. For further insights into fertility, Science Daily offers excellent resources.
Conclusion
In summary, Clara Moonstone’s Clitter is a fun and empowering way to celebrate female anatomy. With an array of uses and a successful Kickstarter campaign, it’s a delightful addition to any celebration, transcending the typical bachelorette party decor. So, let’s embrace the power of vaginas and spread the love!
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