Are you confused about your chardonnay and cabernet? While we certainly appreciate a good glass of wine, we’re not experts by any means. We’ve sampled everything from Boone’s Farm to boxed white zinfandel, and even that enigmatic “Table Wine” (seriously, what grape is that?). To elevate our wine game, we’ve teamed up with Vinny’s Fine Wines, a chic destination in New York City, to learn more about the finer points of wine.
How Do Grapes Become Wine?
If you thought stomping grapes in your kitchen would yield a cabernet, think again! Real wine comes from specific grape varieties, not the ones from your local grocery store. The transformation from grape to wine is a detailed process involving fermentation, extraction, and various bacterial activities that soften the flavors. This meticulous journey can take anywhere from weeks to decades, depending on the type of wine.
The Nine Types of Wine
Think red, white, and rosé are all there is? You’re missing out on a whole family of delightful wines. Here are the nine categories you should know about:
- Sparkling Wine
- Light-Bodied White Wine
- Full-Bodied White Wine
- Aromatic (Sweet) White Wine
- Rosé Wine
- Light-Bodied Red Wine
- Medium-Bodied Red Wine
- Full-Bodied Red Wine
- Dessert Wine
The Allure of Red Wine
Nothing is quite as romantic as enjoying a glass of red wine on a balcony in Paris. The deep hue comes from the skins of red or black grapes, which are integral to the fermentation process. The quality of the grapes plays a huge role in the wine’s flavor, so let’s hope for some ideal terroir (that’s French for perfect growing conditions). For a delightful option, check out “They’re Finally In Bed” Red, a 2016 Côtes du Rhône—a medium-to-full-bodied blend of 80% Grenache, 10% Mourvèdre, and 10% Syrah. It’s fresh and mouthwatering, and every bottle comes with a fun tote.
White Wine Wonders
Contrary to popular belief, white wine isn’t just made from green grapes. It’s fermented without skins, giving it a lovely yellow hue. Dry varieties undergo complete fermentation, while sweeter wines are made when fermentation is halted to retain some sugar. One of our favorites is Sauvignon Blanc, a crisp and easy-drinking white often dubbed the “beer of wines.” “It’s Gonna Be Alright” White from our shop showcases classic Sauvignon characteristics—think gooseberry, passionfruit, and a hint of greenery. And who wouldn’t want a bit more greenery in their life?
Rosé: The Summer Sip
Drinking rosé in the warmer months transforms us into characters from “Sex and the City,” albeit with our feet in a kiddie pool and sticky hands from popsicles. Rosé gets its charming pink hue from brief contact with red grape skins. Our “Oh, Hey, BAE” Rosé, a Domaine de Triennes offering, boasts aromas of strawberries and white flowers, with a refreshing burst of red fruit and citrus. Let’s hope it pairs well with our go-to snack, Pirate Booty!
Sparkling Rosé for Special Moments
What could make rosé even better? A delightful fizz! While often labeled as champagne, true champagne comes from the Champagne region of France. Others are just sparkling wines, created through natural fermentation or carbon dioxide injection. Our “Just Tryna Get Through The Day” Sparkling Rosé is a Napa gem crafted in the style of French champagne, blending Chardonnay and Pinot Noir. Enjoy it in a flute or, let’s be real, in a cozy mug to keep it all to yourself.
Explore the fabulous selection at our shop. Whatever your wine preference, remember to drink responsibly—ideally, once the kids are in bed! For more on parenting topics, check out our post about at-home insemination kits here. For expert insights on the subject, you can find resources at Cryobaby. And don’t forget to look into female infertility support.
Summary
This guide provides an overview of wine types and recommendations, perfect for moms looking to enhance their wine knowledge. From red and white to rosé and sparkling options, there’s something for every palate. Remember to enjoy responsibly!

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