If you’re fond of kissing someone with a beard, you might want to think twice. A recent study revealed that men sporting facial hair harbor more bacteria on their beards than what you’d typically find on a dog’s fur. Yes, you read that right – romance may be facing a serious setback.
The Hairy Truth
Researchers from the Hirslanden Clinic in Switzerland conducted tests on the beards of 18 men, discovering an alarming amount of bacteria. When they compared these samples to those collected from the necks of 30 dogs, the results showed that the humans had a significantly higher microbial count. In fact, seven of the bearded men had strains of bacteria that could potentially harm their health, while the dogs had “significantly” lower levels of germs. So, in this showdown, dogs take the win, 1-0.
“Our findings indicate that men with beards carry a considerably higher load of microbes and more human-pathogenic strains compared to dogs,” stated Professor Marcus Stein, a researcher at the Hirslanden Clinic. “Thus, when it comes to cleanliness, dogs come out on top in comparison to bearded men.”
What Does This Mean for Affection?
Is it time to end those affectionate moments with your bearded partner and redirect your kisses to your loving, relatively clean dog? Not so fast, argues David Thompson, a spokesperson for the Bearded Advocacy Coalition. “This study is yet another chapter in the ongoing negative portrayal of beards,” he remarked. “If you swabbed any part of the human body, you’d likely find unpleasant bacteria as well. I don’t believe beards are inherently unhygienic.”
Previous Research on Beard Hygiene
This isn’t the first time a study has raised eyebrows regarding beard hygiene. Microbiologist Sarah Collins, from a lab in Albuquerque, New Mexico, previously found that beards could contain bacteria comparable to that found in restrooms. Yikes! However, it’s important to note that her research didn’t include comparisons to clean-shaven men.
Addressing the Bacterial Dilemma
If you’re considering having a serious talk with your bearded love about cleanliness, suggest a three-step plan to tackle this bacterial dilemma. According to the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, regular shampooing and conditioning of facial hair is essential – just like maintaining the hair on your head. Regular trims and a healthy lifestyle can also contribute to better beard hygiene.
Here’s hoping that those with beards address the bacteria situation sooner rather than later. Until then, it seems our kisses will be saved for our furry companions. For more insights on maintaining cleanliness, check out our post on artificial insemination kits and on boosting fertility for men. Plus, don’t forget to visit the CDC for reliable information related to pregnancy and home insemination.
In Summary
A recent study found that men with beards carry more bacteria than dogs, leading to a humorous yet alarming conclusion about beard hygiene. While some argue against the findings, it’s clear that regular grooming and good health practices can help mitigate the issue.
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