This tale of bachelorette party drama is one for the books. Have you ever faced a truly cringe-worthy bachelorette party? Get ready, because the saga of one particularly overbearing bridesmaid is about to eclipse any wedding horror story you’ve encountered. A woman, who was not originally invited to the Vegas trip, unleashed a lengthy email filled with strict guidelines related to faith, intimacy, and alcohol. Brace yourself for some serious eye-rolling!
Imgur user VanessaTheOverlord shared screenshots of the email, revealing that the sender had a dramatic meltdown until the bride finally caved and invited her. Unfortunately, the next day, all 17 other guests received her decree. Spoiler alert: the email’s author was NOT the bride.
Take a deep breath; let’s dive into the chaos. The sender acknowledged that the group was headed to Las Vegas—often dubbed “sin city”—but insisted there would be no “sinners” on this trip. “I have some ground rules that I’d like everyone to follow,” she proclaimed. “These will not only keep me aligned with the Church but also help us avoid trouble.”
Ground Rules for the Weekend
First up, hard liquor was a no-go. The woman expressed her concerns about being “tempted” by “foul drinks,” specifically naming vodka, rum, and tequila as if they were mere mythological brews rather than staples of any bachelorette celebration. Forget that the bride might be counting on those very spirits to make her night unforgettable!
Then, she declared an outright ban on sex in the hotel suite. Not only that, but she also prohibited any men from joining the festivities. Because nothing says fun like being told that intimate moments are off the table! She further added that drugs were forbidden, even going so far as to address a guest directly: “[Name redacted], please leave your Adderall at home. I understand you have a medical condition, but we won’t be studying, so no need for your methamphetamines.”
Oh, and let’s not forget the religious obligation she attached to the weekend: everyone was expected to attend church on Sunday. Clearly, the bridesmaid had little regard for differing beliefs or the fact that the bride might prefer to spend her bachelorette weekend having fun rather than in a pew.
Unsurprisingly, this email quickly made its way to Twitter courtesy of @laughifyoulikeme, where it was promptly ridiculed.
Here’s hoping that all seventeen women ignore the rules, indulge in all the “vodka,” have some fun nights with random men, and completely skip out on that Sunday service.
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In summary, this story serves as a humorous reminder that not everyone understands the spirit of celebration—especially when it comes to bachelorette parties.
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