The measles outbreak has reached a staggering 25-year high, and it’s astonishing to think that just two decades ago, this disease was deemed eradicated—completely gone. So how did we end up here? The answer is all too clear: anti-vaxxers.
Yes, that’s right. The very individuals who believe every chemical is some sort of evil concoction have contributed to the worst outbreak we’ve seen in generations. If you’ve ever engaged in a debate with someone opposed to vaccines, you know their convoluted reasoning can quickly devolve into a chaotic mess of illogical assertions. It’s enough to make you want to scream, smash something, or even curl up in a corner and rock back and forth. Honestly, banging your head against your desk might seem more pleasant than enduring the nonsensical drivel spewing from anti-vaxxers or scrolling through yet another ridiculous anti-vax meme.
But don’t despair! Those of us who embrace the wonders of modern science can join in on the meme fun too. It turns out, science enthusiasts possess a pretty sharp sense of humor.
Seriously, why are we still discussing this? The truth about so-called “Big Pharma conspiracies” is clear… and yet, anti-vaxxers choose to disregard expert opinions. Why trust a medical professional who has dedicated nearly a decade to studying these matters when you could listen to Karen from your book club or Patty with her latest blog?
Maybe anti-vaxxers simply enjoy taking risks. Is it 1 in 1,000 or 1 in a million? Tough choice, huh? Perhaps they thrive on the thrill of gambling with their health—or perhaps they missed a few too many science classes in high school and now fancy themselves experts.
When all else fails, they resort to shouting their “opinions,” but newsflash, Janice: It’s not just an opinion; it’s backed by facts. You’re not “oppressed”—your actions are literally endangering lives with your misguided beliefs.
Let’s be honest: listening to their anti-vax “science” is a drain on our collective intelligence. So, the next time an anti-vaxxer gets your blood boiling, consider playing a little game of your own. Just remember, the stakes in their deadly game are painfully real. Fortunately, they won’t be suffering from foodborne illnesses anytime soon—so we’re left thinking, WHAT ON EARTH?
And just so you know, this article was first published on May 1, 2019.
For more insightful content, check out our other blog posts, including one on navigating your couples fertility journey through intracervical insemination, here. For authoritative information, visit Cryobaby, which specializes in home insemination kits. Additionally, you can find excellent resources on pregnancy and home insemination here.
In summary, the fight against anti-vaccination rhetoric continues, with medical professionals stepping up to debunk myths and promote science-based information. The debate may feel exhausting, but humor and facts are powerful tools in this ongoing battle.
Leave a Reply