Summer is the time when the sun shines bright, and people want to flaunt their fashion choices, but sometimes those choices can be downright perplexing. Enter the jeado, a bizarre creation that combines the worst of denim and swimwear, destined to haunt your summer dreams.
The jeado is, as you might have guessed, a denim speedo. It’s designed for those moments when your jorts just aren’t quite short enough. Yes, this is a trend that no one saw coming, but then again, summer is full of surprises. Think back to when Ugg introduced fluffy sandals—because who doesn’t want to sweat in those? Well, you might want to pull those out again because they’ll pair perfectly with your new jeado.
Available through the online retailer Shinesty, these swim briefs are not actual denim. Instead, they’re crafted from a water-friendly blend of polyester and spandex, featuring a denim print that closely resembles real jeans. You can choose from a classic blue, a more vintage blue, or a black “assid wash” (yes, that’s a real term). The product description from Shinesty hints that they’re targeting individuals who don’t care what others think. “They say jorts are the above-ground pool of the shorts world. We’d be inclined to agree,” it states. “Our denim print swim brief, also known as the Jeado, or the Daytona Dong Sarong, is like the above-ground hot tub of swim briefs… or something along those lines. It’s akin to munching on chips in church—everyone glances over in disdain, but secretly they want some too. Combine that with wearing this denim swimwear, and you might just get kicked out of church, but hey, you’ll look fabulous doing it. For best results, pair this with caterpillar-style mustaches.
But please, for the love of all that is good, don’t wear these to church, chips or no chips. While self-love is great, we must draw the line somewhere.
And for the ladies feeling left out of this trend, Shinesty has you covered with denim-print swimsuits in bikini and one-piece styles. While they may not be as visually shocking as the speedo, sometimes modesty must take precedence, and that’s perfectly okay.
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In summary, the jeado is a summer fashion faux pas that no one really needed, serving as a reminder that trends can sometimes take a bizarre turn. While it’s essential to embrace your style, there are limits—even in the name of self-expression.
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