These Purrfectly Hilarious Cat Puns Will Have You Laughing Out Loud!

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These cat-tastic puns are sure to make you chuckle!

By Team Pawsitive Vibes
Updated: June 15, 2022
Originally Published: September 30, 2019

Calling all feline aficionados! If you’re a cat lover, this one’s for you! While some folks may shy away from our furry friends due to their independent nature, it’s precisely that quality that makes a cat’s affection so unique. No need to fret about walking your cat, as they’re already potty trained! You won’t have to rush home to “let them out” either. Cats are the chill companions we all need, coming in various shapes and sizes. They’re low maintenance and inexpensive to feed. And if allergies are a concern, you’ll be pleased to know there are hairless breeds too. Although they can occasionally be a bit sassy, your cat will always find a way to show you how much they care.

If you’re on the hunt for some amusing cat jokes to share with your furry friend (who’s an excellent listener), you’re in just the right spot. There are countless reasons to adore cat humor, and the charm of cats is undeniable. This isn’t a dog-bashing zone, but let’s face it—kitties have their perks. They are fiercely independent, charmingly cute, and they take care of their bathroom needs on their own (no early morning walks needed!). With a cat around, you can rest easy knowing those pesky mice will keep their distance. While they may not greet you at the door with enthusiasm, once you settle in, they offer some of the best cuddles when you need them most.

As a proud cat enthusiast, I can’t resist slipping in a pun whenever possible. But even if you’re not a dedicated cat person, these purrfectly awful jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone. Get ready to enjoy this delightful collection of cat jokes guaranteed to make you laugh (or at least groan!).

1. I’ve got my thinking cat on!
2. Wanna hear a terrible cat joke? Just kitten.
3. Lookin’ good, feline good.
4. Wife: “Your obsession with cats is outta control!” Husband: “So you’re kicking meeeowt?”
5. It ain’t easy being purrfect.
6. Why couldn’t the cat read? It was il-LITTER-ate.
7. Curb your cattitude!
8. What’s it called when a cat paints itself? A self paw-trait.
9. Our office furniture is too nice… Scratch that!
10. All you knead is love.
11. What do cats do after a fight? They hiss and make up.
12. What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
13. You’ve got to be kitten me right now!
14. Ever tried stealing catnip from a cat? Fuggedaboutit.
15. What would happen if a cat had a baby with vinegar? A sourpuss.
16. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? A mice-cream cone.
17. Why do cats always get their way? They are very purr-suasive.
18. What should you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
19. What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic.
20. How do you know a cat is agitated? He’s having a hissy fit.
21. What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
22. Why did the cat wear a fancy dress? She was feline fine.
23. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
24. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark.
25. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
26. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.
27. Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The re-tail store.
28. What do you call a cat living in an igloo? An eskimew.
29. How do cats stop crimes? They call claw enforcement.
30. Why was the cat so agitated? Because he was in a bad mewd.
31. What do you call a cat who loves to bowl? An alley cat.
32. What do cats love to do in the morning? Read the mewspaper.
33. How is cat food sold? Usually, purr the can.
34. What do baby cats always wear? Diapurrs.
35. Why do cats always win video games? Because they have nine lives.
36. What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania.
37. What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch.
38. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
39. What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
40. Where do cats always fly out of? Kitty Hawk.
41. How does a cat sing scales? Do-re-mew.
42. Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic.
43. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw and Order.
44. How did the mom cat know she was pregnant? Her test was pawsitive.
45. What happens when kitties go on a first date? They hiss.
46. What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies.
47. What does the cat say after telling a joke? “Just kitten!”
48. When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call? A tabby.

This article was originally published on September 30, 2019.

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Summary: This article showcases a delightful collection of cat puns and jokes, perfect for cat lovers and anyone who enjoys a good laugh. With a focus on the unique joys of having a cat as a pet, it highlights their independence and low-maintenance nature while providing a fun and lighthearted way to engage with feline humor.