150+ Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Make You Laugh

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Who says cheesy pick-up lines are ineffective? One of the most charming ways to win someone over is by making them giggle. If you’ve got your eye on someone special, these lines can help you break the ice or simply bring a smile to their face. After all, a bit of humor can spark interest, making it a great way to start. We’ve gathered a treasure trove of cheesy pick-up lines — the corniest keys to melting even the coldest hearts.

Whether you’re just looking for some fun or hoping to impress someone on a first date, these silly lines are sure to inspire your creativity. Just remember, they’re best used with friends or partners instead of complete strangers.

Here’s a delightful collection of cheesy pick-up lines:

1. What do you call a bunch of people lifting mozzarella cheese? A cheesy pick-up line.
2. Are you French? Because I’ve Eiffel for you.
3. Are you spiritual? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
4. If happiness begins with “H,” why does mine start with “U”?
5. Hey! Tie your shoes! I don’t want you tripping over anyone else.
6. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
7. Hi, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
8. Are you cake? Because I’d love a piece of that.
9. Can I borrow your lips?
10. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
11. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
12. If you were a library book, I would definitely check you out.
13. Drake would label us as God’s Plan.
14. Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection.
15. If I asked you out, would your answer be the same as this question?
16. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
17. I’m new around here. Could you give me directions to your heart?
18. I’m so lost. I was just looking for your number.
19. I must be in a museum because you’re truly a masterpiece.
20. If you were a flower, you’d be a damnnn-delion.
21. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
22. My lips are like Skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
23. Here I am. What were your other two wishes?
24. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
25. I was feeling off today, but then you turned me on.
26. Do you have room for an extra tongue?
27. If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to life by my side.
28. Did you fall from the sky? Because you’re an angel.
29. I was going to wear this outfit, too!
30. Do you have an extra heart? Because you stole mine.
31. That shirt looks great on you… so would I.
32. The doctor says I’m sick because I’m lacking vitamin U.
33. Are you lost? Heaven’s a long way from here.
34. I’m going to make you my boyfriend for the next five minutes. Let’s see how you like it.
35. Are you a beaver? Because dang!
36. Has anyone ever told you how stunning my eyes are?
37. Life without you is like a broken pencil — pointless.
38. Do you like bacon? Want to strip?
39. Want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (holds up mirror)
40. Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!
41. Kissing is a love language, so would you mind starting a conversation?
42. I’m on top of things; would you like to be one of them?
43. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
44. I’ll give you a kiss — if you don’t like it, you can return it.
45. Did you swallow magnets? Because you’ve been attracting me all night.
46. Let’s let only latex stand between our love.
47. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
48. Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.
49. Are those pants on sale? Because they’re 100% off at my place!
50. Wouldn’t we make a cute couple on a wedding cake?
51. Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
52. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
53. You must be a ninja because you snuck into my heart.
54. Can you pinch me? You’re so fine I must be dreaming.
55. I may not be a genie, but I can make your wishes come true!
56. Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koala-fications.
57. I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
58. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
59. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
60. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
61. Dinner first, or can we go straight to dessert?
62. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
63. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have one dollar — because you never leave my mind.
64. Are you a magician? When I look at you, everything disappears.
65. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
66. Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
67. The only problem with your lips is that they’re too far from mine.
68. Want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
69. Are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you like crazy.
70. Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
71. Does your name start with “C”? Because I can C us together.
72. Can I have your car keys? Because you’re driving me crazy.
73. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
74. Want to pet puppies together one day?
75. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
76. You look great right now. Do you know what else would look great on you? Me!
77. Your body is made up of 70% water… and I’m thirsty.
78. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
79. I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
80. Are you the sun? I’m about to get a sunburn just looking at you.
81. Do I have to sign for your package?
82. My phone is broken. It’s missing your number.
83. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
84. Just so you know, you’re the second sexiest person in this building.
85. Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
86. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
87. Roses are red, violets are fine. You be the 6, I’ll be the 9.
88. Let’s play Barbie! I’ll be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
89. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
90. That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?
91. I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
92. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
93. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot, and I want s’more.
94. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
95. I’m peanut butter, you’re jelly; let’s have some fun.
96. I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
97. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to come back to my place and save me?
98. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be.
99. Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.
100. What time do you get off? Can I watch?
101. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.
102. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
103. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
104. Heaven must be missing an angel since you’re here with me.
105. Oh, there you are! I’ve been looking for you for years!
106. How many times should I walk by you before you realize we’re meant to be?
107. My love for you is like diarrhea — I can’t hold it in!
108. If you were a fruit, you’d be a “fine-apple.”
109. Are you a pumpkin spice latte? Because I’d love to slurp you up.
110. If it was Halloween, I’d dress up as your prince/princess charming.
111. OK, don’t move! I’m going to hang mistletoe above your head real quick.
112. Is that a dreidel in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
113. Should I walk by again, or did you already realize I’m your soulmate?
114. How much longer until I get to the part where you give me your number?
115. Do you have a landline? I want to lock this down old school.
116. Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next lover.
117. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
118. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
119. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
120. Somebody call the cops because it must be illegal to look that good!
121. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
122. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
123. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
124. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
125. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
126. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.
127. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
128. I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.
129. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
130. I’m studying important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
131. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
132. Good thing I have my library card — I’m totally checking you out.
133. I was blinded by your beauty; I need your name and number for insurance purposes.
134. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
135. I’m no organ donor, but I’d gladly give you my heart.
136. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
137. Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile?
138. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
139. Are you Netflix? Because I could binge-watch you for hours.
140. I feel so at ease around you that I don’t even have to hold my farts in anymore.
141. Can we Disney movie and chill?
142. I heard you’re good at math. Would you help me replace my X without asking Y?
143. Are you related to Dracula? Because you looked a little thirsty when you glanced at me.
144. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ U.
145. I’m studying to become a historian. I’m particularly interested in finding a date.
146. I’m sorry to bother you, but if you’re here, who’s running heaven?
147. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for — and believe me, I’ve been looking a long time.
148. Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?
149. My love for you is like dividing by zero — it cannot be defined.
150. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!
151. Are you a camera? Because I look at you and smile!

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In summary, whether you’re trying to impress someone or just want a good laugh, these cheesy pick-up lines are a fun way to break the ice. Use them wisely and enjoy the smiles they bring!