Over 90 Hilarious Pick-Up Lines That Will Have You Chuckling as You Use Them

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Let’s face it: pick-up lines are undeniably cheesy. Yes, they may lead to a blush of embarrassment when delivered, and no, they don’t come with a guarantee of a romantic date. But just like love, they’re all about taking a leap of faith! We’ve crafted a list that promises to bring more than just a giggle—think potential dates! The secret to winning someone’s heart often lies in making them laugh, and these funny pick-up lines are perfect for that.

While you might not want to use them on your latest crush, reading through these lines will surely bring a smile to your face or make for some great entertainment with friends. Here’s a collection of over 90 of our favorites!

1. Do you enjoy raisins? How about a date?
2. Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you.
3. Life without you is like a broken pencil—pointless.
4. Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you tripping over anyone else.
5. I’d trade my morning cereal just to spoon with you.
6. What has 36 teeth and keeps the Incredible Hulk in check? My zipper.
7. If you were a steak, you’d be well done.
8. Hi, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
9. Are you a cake? Because I’d love a piece of that!
10. If you were a library book, I’d check you out.
11. Are you a cat? Because I’m feline a connection!
12. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
13. I’m new here; could you give me directions to your apartment?
14. Sorry, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when I saw you.
15. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
16. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but aren’t dinosaurs still around?
17. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
18. I must be in a museum because you’re a true work of art.
19. Can I borrow your lips?
20. There’s something wrong with my eyes—I can’t take them off you.
21. You spend so much time in my thoughts; I should charge you rent.
22. Are you Australian? Because you meet all my koala-fications.
23. Do I know you? Oh right, from my dreams!
24. Hello, Cupid called; he wants my heart back.
25. My lips are like Skittles—want to taste the rainbow?
26. They call me John, but you can call me tonight.
27. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d be dead.
28. Are you garbage? Because I’d love to take you out!
29. Can I give you a hug to show off how soft my sweater is?
30. I’m so lost; I was looking for your number.
31. Is your dad a drug dealer? Because you look dope.
32. You’re like pizza—bad or good, I still love you.
33. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
34. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte.
35. Well, here I am—what were your other two wishes?
36. If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot named Optimus Fine.
37. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
38. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaaaaam!
39. Life without you is like a broken pencil—pointless.
40. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.
41. Want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
42. Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it!
43. Even with 0 followers, I’d follow you anywhere.
44. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
45. Dr. Phil says I’m scared of commitment—want to help me prove him wrong?
46. They say kissing is the language of love; want to start a conversation?
47. I’m on top of things; would you like to be one of them?
48. You put the cheese in my macaroni.
49. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
50. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous!
51. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
52. Did you swallow magnets? Because you’re magnetic.
53. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
54. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
55. You’re hotter than donut grease.
56. Are you craving pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.
57. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
58. Wouldn’t we look adorable on a wedding cake together?
59. Could you hold my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
60. You must be causing global warming!
61. I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
62. If happiness starts with “H,” why does mine start with “U”?
63. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart!
64. Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
65. Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number!
66. If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I visit any time in between?
67. I want to eat ice cream from your cone.
68. Do you have a band-aid? I think I scraped my knee falling for you.
69. Can you pinch me? Because you’re so fine, I must be dreaming.
70. I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
71. I daydream about petting puppies with you one day.
72. I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
73. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
74. Are you a magician? Because everything disappears when I look at you.
75. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
76. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
77. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
78. Hug me if I’m wrong, but isn’t the earth flat?
79. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type.
80. There’s something wrong with my phone—could you call it for me to see if it rings?
81. Are you from Japan? Because I’m trying to get in Japanties.
82. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
83. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
84. Did you swallow magnets? Because you’re attractive.
85. Does your hand feel heavy? Can I hold it for you?
86. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
87. Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.
88. I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.
89. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
90. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
91. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
92. Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
93. Was your father a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
94. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

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In summary, whether you’re hoping to make someone laugh or break the ice, these pick-up lines are a fun way to spark a connection. Remember, humor is a powerful tool in love!