70+ Spook-tacular Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Ghoulish Friends

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By Jennifer Mulligan
Updated: June 14, 2022
Originally Published: October 10, 2019

Halloween is not only filled with haunting fun and sugary treats, but it’s also a time for kids to express their silly side. It’s the perfect opportunity to get your little monsters laughing! Here’s a compilation of our favorite kid-friendly Halloween jokes that are sure to delight both the young and the young-at-heart. Share these giggle-inducing puns with your mini candy enthusiasts and watch them add these to their own joke repertoire.

These clean and chuckle-worthy one-liners will have the whole family in stitches. With jokes about ghosts, vampires, and werewolves, there’s something here to entertain everyone. So gather around, cackling witches, it’s time to dive into some frightfully funny humor!

Spooky Jokes and Riddles

• What kind of animal dresses up and howls? A wear-wolf.
• What do birds hand out on Halloween? Tweets.
• Why did the scarecrow receive a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
• Why are graveyards so well-liked? Because everyone’s dying to get in!
• Why was the witch’s broom late? It overswept.
• What type of music do mummies groove to? Wrap music.
• What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone!
• What’s the best addition to pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
• Why are spiders excellent web developers? They enjoy finding bugs.
• Why do vampires appear to be sick? They’re always coffin.
• What’s scarier than a monster? A momster.
• Why can’t ghosts lie? You can see right through them.
• How does a witch style her hair? With scare-spray.
• What do you call two witches living together? Broommates.

And the fun continues with more jokes:

• Why don’t vampires have many friends? They can be a pain in the neck.
• What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream.
• What happens to vampires in the winter? Frostbite.
• What’s a ghost’s least favorite candy? Life Savers.
• What do you call a chunky pumpkin? A plumpkin!

For some knock-knock fun:

• Knock, knock… Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!
• Knock, knock… Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting to go out trick-or-treating all day!

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Summary

This collection of over 70 Halloween jokes and riddles is perfect for kids and adults alike. With clever punchlines and spooky themes, these jokes are sure to keep everyone entertained during the Halloween festivities. Whether you’re looking to share a laugh or just enjoy some ghoulish fun, these jokes will have everyone smiling.