Getting hitched is a big deal, but it doesn’t mean we can’t have a little fun while celebrating! Weddings are often seen as an “institution” for a reason, and if you’re looking to break the serious mood with some laughter, you’re in luck. We’ve compiled a list of the best wedding jokes to ensure you’re the star of the toast, whether at the ceremony or the reception.
Planning a wedding can be overwhelming—it’s probably the biggest celebration you’ll ever organize. Beautiful moments are often mixed with a bit of chaos, so these jokes are perfect to relieve some stress as you prepare for your big day.
Have you heard about the two spiders who just got engaged? They met on the web!
Marriage really is a mix of imagination triumphing over intelligence. And for those venturing into a second marriage, it’s all about hope overcoming experience.
Two cannonballs tied the knot today, and rumor has it they’re already expecting little BBs!
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday? Forget it once!
Did you hear about the bald man who married his comb? He swore, “I’ll never part with it!”
Grooms, remember the golden rule: in every discussion, the last two words should always be “Yes, dear.”
Is love truly blind? Because marriage certainly opens your eyes!
Speaking of love, have you heard about the two cell phones that got married? Their reception was fantastic!
Those pesky blue-haired aunts used to poke me at weddings, telling me, “You’re next!” They stopped after I started doing the same to them at funerals.
One couple was married for 67 years, and when asked about divorce, the wife said, “Heavens no! Murder, yes. But never divorce!”
Marriage is the union of two people, which often leads to a debate on whose way is the right way.
Interestingly, marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.
Two florists recently got hitched—it was an arranged marriage!
Being the best man at a wedding can be tough; you never get to prove you’re the best!
I just saw two nuclear technicians tie the knot. The bride was glowing, and the groom was radiant!
Let’s raise a glass to John and Jane, who’ve made some tough decisions together—but today, they’ve made the best one of all by choosing me as their MC!
Marriage is evolving; I hear two scoutmasters are now tying the knot.
“I love being married! It’s fantastic to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life,” said Rita Rudner.
Did you hear about the notebook that married a pencil? It finally found Mr. Write!
Men should prepare for four types of rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffering, and the enduring.
And as the wise say, “A husband is like a fire; he goes out when unattended.”
Ladies, if you want your husband to remember your anniversary, just get married on his birthday!
In ancient China, they say a man doesn’t truly know his wife until after marriage. “That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!”
What’s the secret to Mr. and Mrs. Smith’s long-lasting marriage? They enjoy weekly dinners out—she goes on Tuesdays, and he goes on Fridays!
Remember, “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person,” as Mignon McLaughlin put it.
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In conclusion, weddings are about joy, laughter, and sometimes a little chaos. These jokes can help lighten the mood and bring smiles to the faces of your guests. So go ahead, share a few, and make your special day unforgettable!
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