Pregnancy can be a wild ride, and navigating parenthood is no different! Here’s a light-hearted take from the hilarious duo behind The Pump and Dump Show, who share their insights on common parenting dilemmas.
Q: “When should I accept that the cry-it-out method isn’t working?”
If you find yourself curled up in a ball outside your baby’s room, sobbing harder than they are, it’s probably time to go in. Your little one may forget the crying, but you won’t!
Q: “Should I bring a hostess gift to a playdate?”
In general, we advocate for keeping it real at playdates. Ditch the extravagant gifts and Pinterest-perfect snacks, and show up in comfy clothes you might have slept in. Just make sure to assess the potential for chaos: if your child is likely to wreck something in your host’s home, it’s wise to come prepared with a small gift. A nice gesture like a pre-made gift bag with a little cash and a treat, such as a nice bottle of wine, can go a long way!
Q: “What’s with my child’s sudden dislike of bath time?”
This aversion, often referred to as Sudden Hatred of Bathtime (SHB), can strike kids aged 0-15. It’s often linked to two key factors: the level of grime on your child and your own desire for a little peace. To combat SHB, try creative strategies like letting them wash your feet, turning bath time into a fun game, or even just letting someone else handle the cleanup.
Q: “Do I expect my babysitter to tidy up after the kids sleep?”
A babysitter who sits around for hours watching TV after the kids are asleep and leaves the mess is not one you’ll want back—unless you’re in desperate need of childcare.
Q: “Why is my 18-month-old behaving like a little monster?”
Toddlers can be unpredictable and often test boundaries. It’s all part of their development, so hang in there!
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In summary, parenting is filled with ups and downs, and it’s essential to find humor in the chaos. Whether you’re navigating late-night crying sessions or toddler tantrums, remember you’re not alone.
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