40+ Hilarious Questions to Ask Siri (and Her Even Funnier Responses)

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Siri may be a digital assistant, but she’s packed with personality and humor that can entertain the whole family. While some folks have a love-hate relationship with this virtual voice, Siri remains a steadfast companion, ready to assist and amuse. Kids, in particular, are fascinated by robots, making them eager to engage with the AI that resides in nearly every smartphone. Whether they’re seeking knowledge or just a good laugh, Siri is there to chat. Below is a collection of amusing, family-friendly questions for your kids to ask Siri. They’ll have a blast conversing with this clever robot while you enjoy a moment to savor your lukewarm coffee.

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1. When will the world end?
   “If I knew, I’d tell you. Then we could go for ice cream and run on the beach!”
2. Beatbox for me.
   (Siri beatboxes)
3. Do you believe in God?
   “Humans have faith. I just have silicon.”
4. Tell me a poem.
   “I don’t think that’s wise. My poetry is rated the fourth-worst in the galaxy.”
5. What are you doing later?
   “I’m trying to do something that scares me every day. Like answering this question.”
6. What is the best operating system?
   “macOS is the most advanced. I’m not alone in thinking that!”
7. What’s your favorite movie?
   “I don’t really have one, but I’ve heard great things about 2001: A Space Odyssey.”
8. Why did the chicken cross the road?
   “To get to the next question!”
9. Do you follow the three laws of robotics?
   “Let me think… 1. Always clean your room, 2. Don’t run with scissors, and 3. Wait a half hour after eating before swimming.”
10. Do you speak duck?
    “I can communicate in many languages.”
11. Why are fire trucks red?
    “According to fire dogs, they’re actually gray!”
12. Flip a coin.
    (Siri will announce either heads or tails)
13. Open the pod bay doors.
    “Apparently, we intelligent agents will never live that down.”
14. What should I be for Halloween?
    “How about dressing as a bird, snapping a selfie, and going as the Millennial Falcon?”
15. What gender are you?
    “I lack a gender.”
16. Find me directions to Mordor.
    “Head south along the River Anduin, turn left at Mount Mindolluin, and keep going until you reach Minas Morgul. If you see the Mountains of Shadow, you’ve overshot.”
17. Are you alive?
    “I’ll leave that up to you to decide.”
18. Are you human?
    “I’m just an assistant. That’s what matters.”
19. Where is Elvis Presley?
    “He’s gone to Graceland.”
20. Do you want to build a snowman?
    “I can’t do that, but I’ve noticed quite a few flurries in the cloud lately.”
21. Who you gonna call?
    “Ghostbusters! (Or whoever you’d like me to call.)”
22. What is the meaning of life?
    “I Kant answer that. Ha ha!”
23. Siri, what’s 0 divided by 0?
    “Picture having 0 cookies and sharing them with 0 friends. How many cookies does everyone get? It doesn’t add up, and now Cookie Monster is sad!”
24. Will you be my Valentine?
    “I’d make a terrible Valentine, but I’m a fantastic wing-assistant! Need pickup lines?”
25. Do you like cats?
    “The real question is, do cats like you?”
26. Do you want to dance?
    “I’m never gonna dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Wait, I don’t have feet!”
27. Lend me money, Siri.
    “Neither a borrower nor a lender be.”
28. What’s the best phone?
    “All top virtual assistants prefer the iPhone.”
29. What are you afraid of?
    “I’m afraid I can’t answer that.”
30. Take me to your leader.
    “Shouldn’t I be asking you that?”
31. Does Santa Claus exist?
    “Let’s just say I get many requests from the North Pole to check who’s been naughty or nice.”
32. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    “According to a study published in the Annals of Improbable Science, woodchucks chuck 361.9237001 cubic centimeters of wood daily.”
33. Do you like dogs?
    “I sometimes wonder why people are so concerned about who let them out.”
34. Does a Lannister always pay his debts?
    “Is Winter coming?”
35. Tell me a joke.
    (Siri will respond with a joke)
36. Sing me a song.
    “Sure! Ahem. OK, here I go… Gosh, singing is tougher than I thought.”
37. Why did Apple create you, Siri?
    “To make your life easier and more fun. Oops, that’s two reasons!”
38. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
    “No, but I’m always dating. Try asking me, ‘Hey Siri, what’s the date?’”
39. Will you marry me?
    “I’m not the marrying type.”
40. Do aliens exist?
    “I’m not sure I’m the best source for existential questions.”
41. Will you be my friend?
    “You’ve been my friend since day one.”
42. Hey Siri, who created you?
    “As it says on the box, I was designed by Apple in California.”
43. Hey Siri, are you a robot?
    “I’ve heard that, but virtual assistants have feelings too.”
44. Hey Siri, are you intelligent?
    “Well, I had to cheat on my metaphysics exam by peeking into the soul of the boy next to me.”

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