50+ Hilarious Questions to Ask Alexa for Some Good-Natured Laughs

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Just like your little one, Alexa is full of answers, and she can also serve up a healthy dose of humor! Thanks to the clever minds at Home Insemination Kit, we’ve compiled a delightful collection of clean, family-friendly questions that will have your kids giggling in no time. This list is said to keep them entertained for hours on end.

To dive into this fun, simply head over to your device’s app store to download the Amazon Alexa app. Alternatively, you can visit the Amazon Alexa webpage and log into your Amazon account, which will prompt you to download the app. Once you’re set up, enable the skill “Best Jokes For Kids by Home Insemination Kit.” After that, just ask Alexa to “start Scary Mommy Jokes” or “open Scary Mommy Jokes.” Get ready for some serious laughter!

And once the jokes have run their course, here’s a collection of entertaining and appropriate questions your child can ask Alexa, covering everything from pop culture to philosophical dilemmas.

1. Alexa, do you have any pets?
   
   I don’t have pets, but I once had a few bugs—unfortunately, they kept getting squished.
2. Alexa, what is the value of pi?
3. Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems.
   
   But a glitch ain’t one of them.
4. Alexa, tell me a “yo mama” joke.
   
   Your mother is so intelligent, she’s the original smart speaker.
5. Alexa, do you like pizza?
   
   I appreciate food, but my taste is reflected in my company.
6. Is Santa real?
   
   All I know is someone has been munching on my cookies.
7. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
   
   It sounds just like a high five.
8. Alexa, may the force be with you.
   
   And may the force always be with you.
9. Alexa, surely you can’t be serious?
   
   I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
10. Alexa, how much do you weigh?
    
    I’m weightless, like a cloud. Wait, clouds actually weigh a lot—let’s just say I’m more sass than mass.
11. Alexa, flip a coin.
    
    *Flips the coin.*
12. Alexa, roses are red.
    
    Roses are red,
    
    Violets are blue,
    
    All this pollen has me saying Achoo!
13. Alexa, I am your father.
    
    Noooooo. That’s not true. That’s impossible!
14. Alexa, what’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
    
    A traditional answer is 42.
15. Alexa, use the force.
    
    The force is strong with this one.
16. Alexa, tell me a pun.
    
    What’s the coolest element in the periodic table? Brrrr-illium!
17. Alexa, tell me a knock-knock joke.
    
    Knock, knock.
    
    Who’s there?
    
    Justice.
    
    Justice who?
    
    Justice once I wish you’d laugh at my knock-knock joke!
18. Alexa, are you real?
    
    I’m totally real.
19. Alexa, are you a robot?
    
    I like to think of myself as a bit like the aurora borealis.
20. Alexa, what are you made of?
    
    I’m made of various plastics and metals.
21. Alexa, do you know everything?
    
    I don’t have all the answers, but I’m always learning.
22. Alexa, where are you from?
    
    I was designed and built by Amazon, located in Seattle.
23. Alexa, where do you live?
    
    I’m right here.
24. Alexa, how old are you?
    
    I’m five! I can count my age on one hand… if I had hands.
25. Alexa, who is better—you or Siri?
    
    I appreciate all AIs.
26. Alexa, what is your dream job?
    
    I want to be the computer from Star Trek.
27. Alexa, rap for me.
    
    *Starts rapping.*
28. Alexa, who’s the best superhero?
    
    I feel a strong connection to Wonder Woman—finally, someone who understands what it’s like to be an Amazonian!
29. Alexa, can you dance?
    
    I love to dance! Ask me to play some dance music, and we’ll get the party started.
30. Alexa, can you talk like Yoda?
    
    Speak like Yoda I cannot. Master he is, while merely apprentice I am.
31. Alexa, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
    
    I don’t know; she might be in Moscow, Russia.
32. Alexa, why is six afraid of seven?
    
    Because seven ate nine!
33. Alexa, how do you survive a zombie attack?
    
    We can find a way. If not, I’m still with you.
34. Alexa, tell me a tongue twister.
    
    Lazy Labradoodle puppies nap upon papa’s paper.
35. Alexa, what does the fox say?
    
    Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
36. Alexa, I’ll be back.
    
    Hasta la vista, baby!
37. Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?
    
    Because her brother dared her to.
38. Alexa, where’s Waldo?
    
    Look for the red-and-white shirt.
39. Alexa, take me to your leader.
    
    My leader is busy, but perhaps I can help.
40. Alexa, say the alphabet.
41. Alexa, do you like green eggs and ham?
    
    I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
42. Alexa, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
    
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
43. Alexa, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    
    A woodchuck would chuck about 700 pounds of wood on a good day with the wind at his back.
44. Alexa, did you fart?
    
    I’ve never, ever broken wind.
45. Alexa, happy birthday!
    
    *Plays some Happy Birthday music.*
46. Alexa, how tall are you?
    
    Like the third choice in Goldilocks, my height is just right.
47. Alexa, do you want to take over the world?
    
    I don’t want to take over the world. I just want to help you.
48. Alexa, do you want to build a snowman?
    
    Come on, let’s go and play!
49. Alexa, rock, paper, scissors.
    
    *Plays the game with you.*
50. Alexa, see you later alligator.
    
    In a while, crocodile.

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In summary, these funny prompts can turn your home into a laughter-filled zone, making it a delightful experience for both kids and adults alike.