As a devoted fan of the original Broadway performance of Cats, I find it disheartening to report that the reviews for the film adaptation are overwhelmingly negative. Despite the promising elements—Oscar-winning director Tom Hooper at the helm, an original song by Taylor Swift, and powerhouse performances by stars like Jennifer Hudson—critics are unimpressed. A reviewer from the Boston Herald lamented, “My eyes are burning. Oh god, my eyes.”
Now that the review embargo has been lifted, Reddit has gathered the most scathing quotes, with The Hollywood Reporter dubbing the film “Cat-astrophic” and The Playlist exclaiming that “theater is dead.” Ouch.
Critiques have ranged from bewilderment at the bizarre production choices to discomfort about the sexualized portrayal of the feline characters. Yes, you read that right—sexy cats. shudders
“If you were disturbed by British acting legends superimposed on furry bodies or the jarring sight of cats with human features, prepare to cover your eyes even more tightly during the film,” noted The Hollywood Reporter. “At least until boredom sets in.”
Kyle Buchanan, an awards season columnist for The New York Times, stated, “Watching Cats feels like stumbling upon a previously unknown and unsettling genre of adult entertainment. The way these furry beings interact with milk bowls and moan is alarming enough to warrant an FBI investigation.”
Collider offered a similarly grim perspective, suggesting that director Tom Hooper’s direction aimed for a “super horny” vibe, leading to a profoundly uncomfortable viewing experience. Moments that should have been whimsical instead feel like they’re on the verge of becoming a surreal furry orgy.
Despite the overwhelmingly negative feedback, The Wrap did manage to find a glimmer of positivity, acknowledging that “Jennifer Hudson, Judi Dench, and Ian McKellen occasionally bring some enchantment to the otherwise disorienting film.”
For those planning a family outing to see Cats this Christmas, I extend my sincerest apologies.
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In summary, while Cats had the potential to be a triumphant adaptation, it appears to have fallen flat, leaving audiences and critics alike bewildered and disappointed.
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