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This Candle Will Help You Feel Acknowledged on Days When Your Kids Demand Your Attention
by Emily Carter
Updated: Feb. 23, 2020
Originally Published: Jan. 16, 2020
Being a parent is no walk in the park, especially when kids are involved. It’s often a source of humor, but in reality, those little beings can leave you feeling overwhelmed and, at times, frustrated. Whether it’s the never-ending sleepless nights or a casual jab about your post-baby physique (thanks for that, Max), it’s hard not to feel a little “personally attacked” by your children.
Enter the “Personally Victimized” Candle. This delightful candle from the Home Insemination Kit shop features a label that resonates with every mom’s experience: “I feel personally victimized by my own child.” Priced at $29, it’s more than just a candle; it’s a beacon of understanding.
The product description captures the essence perfectly: “This is the cutest candle around, and it smells divine. When mom life gets tough, light this candle that embodies the sentiment: ‘I feel personally victimized by my own child.’ Imagine the calming fragrance of Japanese Cherry Tree—earthy, floral, and as soothing as a warm bath.” Made from 100% soy wax and infused with essential oils, it’s phthalate-free too.
Let’s be real. Who needs a moment of tranquility more than a mom? Whether you’re dealing with a baby who has chosen to spit-up all over your favorite shoes or trying to herd your kids out the door for school when one decides to wear socks on their hands, this candle is your ally. If a daycare call interrupts your day, lighting this candle can provide the much-needed comfort you deserve.
While it’s true that kids don’t mean to “victimize” us, parenting can feel like the most challenging job in existence. If a whimsical candle with a cheeky label can lighten the load, then perhaps we should stock up and share them as thoughtful gifts for new moms.
So, the next time your child channels their inner diva, take a deep breath, maybe put on that pink shirt (if it’s Wednesday), and light this magical candle. It promises to help ease the sting of parenting woes, at least for a little while. For more on the topic, check out this post for additional insights.
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In summary, the “Personally Victimized” Candle is not just a fragrant addition to your home but a humorous nod to the realities of motherhood. It serves as a reminder that while parenting is filled with challenges, it’s also enriched with moments of joy and laughter.

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