70+ Hilarious “Would You Rather” Questions That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe

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Updated: June 25, 2021
Originally Published: Feb. 26, 2020

Just like the classic game of Truth or Dare, “Would You Rather” has stood the test of time as a favorite party activity. Unlike some trends that fade with social media, this game thrives on the fun of awkwardness—unless, of course, someone decides to record it for the ‘Gram, which definitely deserves a party ban. The beauty of “Would You Rather” lies in its ability to spark uproarious laughter as well as deep revelations about your friends.

This game opens the door to hilarious hypothetical scenarios that can reveal surprising truths. It’s not just a means to entertain but also an opportunity to learn whether your friends would prefer to eat uncooked rice or stale bread. Just when you think you’ve got someone figured out, these questions can turn the tables.

To help you dive into these delightful dilemmas, we’ve put together a collection of “Would You Rather” questions that will entertain and expose!

Clean “Would You Rather” Questions

1. Would you rather lose the ability to read or the ability to speak?
2. Would you rather get buzzed from one drink or never feel tipsy no matter how much you consume?
3. Would you rather take credit for someone else’s work or let someone else take credit for yours?
4. Would you prefer all traffic lights to be green or never have to wait in line again?
5. Would you rather be forced to eat solely spicy food or only bland meals?
6. Would you rather never have to work again without going broke or never need sleep without feeling tired?
7. Would you rather only be allowed to eat with a spoon or a fork for eternity?
8. Would you rather be wealthy and lonely or poor but surrounded by loved ones?
9. Would you prefer friends who are significantly smarter or much more attractive than you?
10. Would you rather sing everything you say or voice every thought you have?
11. Would you rather take amazing selfies or capture great photos?
12. Would you rather your body hair stopped growing completely or doubled in speed?
13. Would you rather have noisy neighbors or nosy ones?
14. Would you prefer to be a fantastic cook or have a personal chef?
15. Would you rather have a lavish wedding or elope?
16. Would you rather be knowledgeable and miserable or blissfully ignorant?
17. Would you rather be extremely tall or very short?
18. Would you rather date someone who’s overly shy or excessively outgoing?
19. Would you rather be wrongfully imprisoned for murder or actually commit murder and escape consequences?
20. Would you rather live without the internet or give up air conditioning and heating?
21. Would you prefer being respected by friends or family?
22. Would you rather spend a year in jail or lose a year of your life?
23. Would you rather have your mom or dad choose your spouse?
24. Would you rather eat uncooked rice or stale bread?
25. Would you rather have a perpetually runny nose or one that’s always blocked?
26. Would you rather only whisper or only shout?
27. Would you prefer to have one eyebrow or none at all?
28. Would you rather be young and broke or old and wealthy?
29. Would you rather fight a one-armed man or ten unarmed individuals?
30. Would you rather get trapped inside a video game or have that game come to life in reality?

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Totally Random “Would You Rather” Questions

31. Would you rather humans discover aliens or have aliens reveal themselves to us?
32. Would you prefer to be covered in fur or scales?
33. Would you rather have unlimited Wi-Fi or a lifetime supply of books?
34. Would you rather be a mermaid or a centaur?
35. Would you rather only use a spork for every meal or never use a microwave again?
36. Would you rather get stuck in quicksand or in a whirlpool?
37. Would you prefer to enter the Harry Potter universe or the Marvel superhero universe?
38. Would you rather have hair that’s edible or tears that taste like sangria?
39. Would you rather be a struggling artist whose work inspires future generations or a wealthy gallery owner who fades into obscurity?
40. Would you rather have a flying carpet or a pegasus?
41. Would you prefer to drink only water for the rest of your life or your favorite alcoholic beverage?
42. Would you rather only take baths or only take showers forever?
43. Would you rather listen to one song for eternity or have no music at all?
44. Would you prefer to quarantine with one person or a group?
45. Would you rather eat your favorite meal daily or just once a year?
46. Would you prefer to announce your farts or wet your pants daily?
47. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
48. In a crowded room, would you rather loudly fart and get laughed at or be the only one laughing when someone else farts?
49. Would you prefer all your clothes to be two sizes too big or one size too small?
50. Would you rather have one nipple or two belly buttons?
51. Would you prefer to eat dry cocoa powder or uncooked rice?
52. Would you rather turn anything into food or water?
53. Would you rather explore a gaseous planet or a rocky one?
54. Would you prefer to know what happened before the Big Bang or the universe’s ultimate fate?
55. Would you rather understand Dark Matter or learn what’s inside a Black Hole?

In conclusion, these “Would You Rather” questions are a fantastic way to spark conversation, evoke laughter, and potentially uncover some shocking truths about your friends. Whether you’re enjoying a casual get-together or a virtual hangout, these prompts will ensure a memorable experience.