Pandemics used to be topics we encountered in novels, only to return to our premium coffee and half-hearted hygiene practices. Those days are behind us, friends. Coronavirus has taken charge and it’s here to stay. We’re in the midst of a global health emergency, and it’s time to adapt our routines—immediately. As unsettling news floods in, let’s shift our attention to some practical tips to ease anxiety instead of spiraling into panic.
Ease Up on the Panic Buying
Have your kids ever tasted chickpeas? Mine wouldn’t touch a fresh carrot, so stocking up on 900 cans of gourmet beans isn’t really feasible. Stick to what you need, Samantha, and consider adding a couple of actually edible things like a Trader Joe’s turkey chili instead of hoarding 75 rolls of toilet paper. Remember the elderly neighbor who’s been to seven stores and is still out of essentials? She’s risking exposure just to find basic supplies and doesn’t need to wait behind your overflowing cart of canned fish. A month’s worth of food for your household and pets is advisable, but don’t go overboard. Also, make sure to order any prescriptions early, keep medical contact numbers handy, and check in on those who may need help. These actions are more beneficial than stockpiling toilet paper. Seriously, no hero ever faced danger for a three-ply roll.
Bow Instead of Shaking Hands
At a recent school function, a woman reached out for a handshake, and I froze. I didn’t want to shake hands, but declining felt rude. Guess what? Rudeness is the new norm! Bowing is the latest trend in preventing the spread of germs. You can even do an elbow bump or a fun toe tap—just avoid skin contact altogether. So, if I bump into you again, get ready to bow! For now, I’m more than happy to stick to social distancing—just watch me bow over FaceTime.
Make Handwashing Fun
My kids are notorious for their half-hearted attempts at washing their hands. I often have to send them back to do it right. The only thing that seems to work? The Backstreet Boys. Yes, “I Want It That Way” is the perfect song to ensure everyone in your home washes their hands for a full 20 seconds. If you’re like me and love classic hits, try these other catchy tunes with great choruses to keep the suds going:
- “Africa” by Toto – Because while stuck at home, kids ought to learn geography through music.
- “Hit Me Baby One More Time” by Britney Spears – I dare you not to sing or dance when this plays.
- “Raspberry Beret” by Prince – Hands up if you’re working from home in comfy clothes. Just remember to cover your camera before any video calls!
Prioritize Facts Over Fear
This isn’t a joke. Let’s think about the vulnerable populations, including the elderly and those with pre-existing conditions. Our choices have significant consequences right now. So, let’s listen to the experts, take precautions seriously, and for heaven’s sake, Karen, enjoy making your own hand sanitizer (but remember, plain soap is usually more effective). And please, let’s be kind and avoid any form of discrimination.
Stay safe and take care, everyone! For more insights, check out this engaging blog post from us here.
Summary
In a world dealing with COVID-19, it’s essential to adapt our behaviors to ensure the safety of ourselves and others. Avoid panic buying, embrace non-contact greetings, make handwashing enjoyable, and focus on factual information rather than fear. Let’s work together to navigate this crisis responsibly.
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