Bravo’s beloved reality show has finally unveiled the much-anticipated wedding of Jax and Brittany, set against the picturesque backdrop of Ver-Sales, Kentucky. This extravagant event was nothing short of a spectacle, complete with Hooters girls, a surprise appearance from *NSYNC’s Lance Bass, and an eye-popping 60 bottles of vodka.
As fans of the series celebrated, we were treated to Lisa Vanderpump’s entertaining take on the couple—though we must admit, her impressions fell short of the legendary James “The White Kanye” Kennedy. We also caught a glimpse of Randall dozing off with Beau, and a rather peculiar appearance by Larry Birkhead, a friend of the couple. And let’s not forget the ASMR-like moment highlighted by Danny Pellegrino at the end of the bridesmaids’ line.
The ceremony had its emotional moments, even prompting Jax “I’m not the emotional one; Sandoval is” Taylor to shed a few tears. Brittany’s vows were sweet but predictable, filled with their shared love for “Friends” and their favorite Hooters. “Jason, I’ve adored you since our first meeting,” she began. “You’re my best friend and my everything. Our differences balance us, and I can’t wait to call you my husband.”
Jax reciprocated with his own touching words, declaring Brittany made him the “happiest man alive.” He reminisced about first meeting her and how her Southern charm and Hooters bartending made him fall head over heels. “How could you not want to be with this woman? I love you, and I’m excited to be your husband,” he proclaimed.
However, the wedding was not without its cringe-worthy moments. Jax voiced his disappointment that his mother, whom he chose not to invite, didn’t reach out to him. “I can’t believe my mom didn’t even text my godmother,” he lamented to Lisa. Viewers couldn’t help but notice how frequently Jax focused on his late father’s approval rather than expressing gratitude for marrying Brittany.
The night took a wild turn when Jax exploded over the bartenders charging guests for drinks instead of utilizing the plethora of vodka he had provided. “I spent $100,000 on this wedding. Why are they charging for drinks?” he fumed. It’s worth mentioning that Jax himself had worked as a bartender, making his comments even more ironic.
Tom Sandoval, the best man, stepped in to assist Jax by relocating the vodka, yet Jax failed to acknowledge Tom’s efforts. Despite tying the knot, Jax exhibited no signs of personal growth, contradicting Lisa’s earlier claims that he had transformed. Viewers were left unconvinced by his behavior, which remained insufferable even on his big day.
With Jax and Brittany’s wedding finally behind us, we can now shift our attention to Katie and Schwartz’s upcoming nuptials. Fingers crossed for a bit more of Randall and Beau’s blossoming friendship—now that’s the reality TV gold we crave.
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In summary, Jax Taylor’s wedding showcased both romance and drama, proving once again that even in moments of love, some personalities just can’t help but dominate the spotlight.
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