As we navigate through the challenges of remote living, many individuals have found themselves resorting to small fabrications to gracefully exit lengthy virtual meetings. The pandemic has forced us into a new norm of digital interaction—whether for work, school, or socializing. With the constraints on face-to-face communication, our reliance on platforms like Zoom has skyrocketed, leading to a crucial need for connection amidst isolation.
Even those of us who typically cherish solitude, like myself, have felt the longing for interaction. After spending a dreary day indoors with my two children, who had a spirited debate over a forgotten penny, a virtual gathering with friends felt refreshing. Yet, as an introvert, I still find myself drained after prolonged socialization. When my energy dips, the challenge arises: how do I exit these virtual gatherings without seeming rude?
Creative Excuses for Exiting Zoom Calls
To explore this, I reached out to my social circles for creative excuses they’ve used to wrap up lengthy Zoom calls. The response was overwhelming, illustrating that whether you’re an introvert, extrovert, or anywhere in between, many of us feel the need to escape from endless digital interactions.
Commonly cited excuses included technical difficulties—like poor WiFi or a dead laptop battery—often followed by a quick text apology with an appropriately sad emoji. Parents frequently invoked their children’s needs, claiming they had to assist with schoolwork or bedtime routines. For those without kids, the trusty excuse was a promise to a niece or nephew for a goodnight FaceTime. And of course, there’s always the loyal dog waiting for a walk.
Children’s Strategies for Escaping Virtual Calls
Interestingly, children themselves have developed their strategies for escaping virtual calls. Some simply close their laptops, while others claim they need to chase after a pet. My own son even fabricated a stomachache to dodge a Zoom class, highlighting the universal struggle against virtual fatigue.
The Exhaustion of Virtual Life
The truth is, navigating life through screens is surprisingly exhausting. This fatigue stems from our increased efforts to decipher non-verbal cues that we naturally observe in person. Plus, seeing our own faces during calls can create a sense of performance, adding to the exhaustion. As Joe Pinsker aptly put it, “Thankfully, we are seasoned liars and up to the test.” These harmless white lies help maintain politeness while allowing us to exit conversations without discomfort.
While I value each virtual encounter, the truth remains: I often need a break to recharge. These digital interactions, though often draining, have been essential in maintaining some semblance of normalcy during these trying times. But when the time comes to log off, it’s okay to say, “Sorry, I need to take the dog out,” or any other excuse that feels right.
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Conclusion
In summary, as we adapt to virtual living, many are turning to harmless fibs to escape exhausting online interactions. Whether it’s blaming technology or family obligations, these little lies help us maintain social connections while managing our energy levels.
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