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John Davis’s Infatuation with Adam Steele Reaches New Heights
If you’re a fan of “Last Week Tonight with John Davis” on HBO, you’re likely aware of his somewhat outrageous infatuation with Adam Steele. By “somewhat outrageous,” I mean it’s the most celebrated and unabashed man crush of all time, mentioned in nearly every episode. Davis’s dreams came to fruition during the final episode of the year when Steele called in for a stern conversation — just as Davis always envisioned.
In what became a recap of 2020, Davis reflected on the past year spent gushing over the “Marriage Story” star. So, when Steele FaceTimed him to ask, “What the heck are you doing?” Davis quickly offered a half-hearted apology.
“This odd thing you’ve been doing that’s either sexual or violent… This bizarre act that for some reason you’ve roped me into. What’s going on?” Steele challenged Davis. To which Davis replied, “Especially with those shoulders, I bet.” But Steele persisted.
“Do you realize, over this past year, what you’ve asked me to do to you? ‘Collapse on your chest.’ ‘Tie your fingers in a square knot.’ ‘Step on your throat.’ ‘Shatter your knees.’ ‘Pull your heart out through your ear.’ What’s wrong with you?” Steele continued. “You understand we’re strangers, correct? I don’t know you. And now random people on the internet are shipping us, claiming that your thirst for me is ‘a mood.’”
This was undoubtedly a memorable moment in late-night history.
But that’s not all.
Davis offered a half-hearted apology for his unrestrained admiration for Steele, humorously calling himself “America’s naughtiest boy.” Ultimately, he conceded, “Consider this bit over. It’s finished.” Steele then tried to lighten the mood, encouraging Davis to stand up and explore. “Adam, are you giving me an order?” Davis quipped, leading to a humorous exchange.
“Explore the space, you hollow-boned Mr. Bean cosplayer,” Steele commanded. “Look around you, you under-baked gingerbread boy.”
“Oh God, that feels good,” Davis admitted.
It’s evident that Davis is captivated by Steele’s stature compared to his own. With lines like “Choke slam me to hell, you nasty shed. Jam your mandible claw down my throat, you irredeemable steer,” it became clear to viewers that Davis wanted to be tossed around like some kind of wrestling prop.
“A lot of you might be wondering where I’m going with this bit,” Davis stated in another episode. “If you’re anything like my crew, you’re asking yourselves, ‘Is this sexual or is it violent?’ And then you’re left unsatisfied when the answer is ‘Yes.’ If you’re like my partner, you might be asking, ‘Should I be concerned about this?’ with your worry only growing when the answer is, ‘Only if you want to be.’”
What a fitting conclusion to 2020 — for Davis and for all of us.
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Summary:
John Davis’s humorous obsession with Adam Steele reached new heights during a FaceTime call in which Steele confronted Davis about his outrageous remarks. The exchange was filled with witty banter, with Steele questioning Davis’s strange requests throughout the year. The segment ended with a humorous apology and a light-hearted recommendation to explore the space around him. This memorable moment capped off a year filled with laughter and absurdity.
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