37 Otterly Hilarious Puns and Jokes That Are Sure to Make You Smile

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If you’re on the lookout for some delightful animal humor, you’ve come to the right place! Otters, with their adorable antics and playful nature, have an undeniable charm that brings joy to many. Did you know that these furry creatures have some of the thickest fur in the animal kingdom? Or that they can collaborate with humans, like the fishermen who train them to help herd fish? With all this fascinating info, it’s no wonder kids (and adults!) find otters utterly enchanting. Here’s a collection of the best otter-themed puns and jokes that are sure to amuse.

1. Where do otters come from? Otter Space.
2. Why did the otter cross the river? To reach the otter side.
3. What animal would you want to be on a chilly day? A little otter.
4. Did you hear about the aquatic mammals that escaped from the zoo? It was otter chaos!
5. What did the otter tell her boyfriend? “I feel like we’re drifting apart… maybe it’s time to see otter people.”
6. What did the otter mom say to her pups? “I’ve had it up to here with your otter nonsense.”
7. What do you call an otter who just got glasses? A see otter.
8. What did the principal say to the two otters in his office? “You otter be ashamed of yourselves.”
9. What does a shaved otter look like? Odder.
10. What do you call a sea otter with earbuds? Anything you want; she can’t hear you.
11. I mix up beavers and similar animals… I otter know better.
12. What do you call an otter with a cold? A snotter.
13. Where do otters keep their money? In a riverbank.
14. What do you call a sea otter that can lift an elephant? Sir.
15. What type of roads do German otters use? Otter-bahns.
16. Where do otters enjoy relaxing? In the otter tub.
17. What did the weasel say to the badger? “We should always be kind to otters.”
18. Why did the walrus marry the whale? Because she wasn’t like all the otters.
19. What did the otter say to the judge? “Put it on the log that my otterney told me to plead innocent.”
20. What do you call it when aquatic mammals steal cars? Grand theft otter.
21. What do you drive in a river? An otter-mobile.
22. What kind of car does an otter have? A Furrari.
23. What do you call a children’s book about otters? Harry Otter.
24. Why do otters swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
25. What did the seal say to the walrus after dating for three months? “I think we should sea otter people.”
26. What type of otter says “moo”? One learning a new language.
27. I called the zookeeper about the otter pups… She said they’re coming along swimmingly!
28. Who did the otter bring to the wedding as a plus one? His significant otter.
29. What do you say when you meet a famous otter? “Can I have your ottergraph?”
30. What is an otter’s favorite ’70s movie? Welcome Back, Otter, or should we say Welcome Back, Kotter.
31. Two otters are in a car. Who’s driving? Animal control.
32. What did the grape say when the otter stood on it? Nothing; it just let out a little wine.
33. What is an otter’s favorite Adele song? “Hello (from the Otter Slide).”
34. Would you rather be a polar bear or a little otter? A little (h)otter.
35. Two otter siblings fought, and one ran to their mother to tattle. What did she say? “Honey, sometimes you have to turn the otter cheek!”
36. What’s the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman? At least the otter knows he’s not a seal.
37. Why was the otter ripping its hair out sent to Hogwarts? They recognized him as Hair-rip Otter!

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