Pie Lovers Unite! Indulge in 60+ Hilarious Pie Puns and Jokes

Everyone has a favorite type of pie—even those who claim, “I’m not really a pie person.” You know they’re sneaking a slice of key lime pie while on vacation in Florida or indulging in that one piece of pumpkin pie topped with ice cream during Thanksgiving. And seriously, who doesn’t smile when they see beloved Disney characters enjoying pies, like Snow White whipping one up or Belle watching one dance around during “Be Our Guest”? You don’t have to be a die-hard pie enthusiast to appreciate a good slice of humor or a clever pie pun.

With an endless array of pie flavors and a plethora of words that rhyme with pie, piece, and slice, the options for puns and jokes are virtually limitless. One might even say, “The pies the limit!” (Sorry, not sorry.) We’ve curated a delectable collection of witty zingers for anyone who has ever savored a sweet slice. They might even be more delightful than our banana jokes! So if you’re reading this, it’s clear you have exquisite taste—in humor, if not in pie.

Best Pie Jokes

Why did the sweet potato pie cross the road? It saw a fork in the distance.
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie with I-scream.
How do you make a gold pie? You add 14 carrots to it.
How did the baker describe the pumpkin pie? It’s gourd-geous.
A slice of pie costs $2.50 in the Bahamas, and $3 in Jamaica—those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
A pie walks into a bar… The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve dessert.”
Why did the pie cross the road? She was meat and potato.
What can a whole apple pie do that half an apple pie can’t? It can look around.
Why did the pie go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.

And the list goes on!

Pie Puns for Every Occasion

Slice, slice, baby.
Pie, Felicia.
For goodness bakes.
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Life of pie.

You can always find a way to sprinkle a little humor into your conversations with these fun phrases.

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Summary

In the world of pie, there’s always a slice of humor waiting to be discovered. From clever puns to hilarious jokes, everyone can find something to enjoy, regardless of their pie preferences. Whether you’re craving a good laugh or looking to spice up your conversations, these pie-themed quips are sure to delight.