“Someone Sedate Me!” These 45+ Quotes from Cristina Yang Are Everything

In the past two decades, numerous medical dramas have graced our screens, but few have captured the hearts of viewers like Grey’s Anatomy. This is especially impressive given the emotional rollercoaster that showrunner Shonda Rhimes has put fans through since the show debuted in 2005. One of the main reasons for this unwavering fandom is undoubtedly Cristina Yang. Although she ultimately left Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital for safer, more tranquil surroundings in Switzerland, the unforgettable quotes she shared continue to resonate with fans long after her exit.

Before her journey to Zurich, Cristina was Meredith Grey’s confidante—part of the beloved duo known as the Twister Sisters, or the Annoying Twins. Together with Meredith and other original residents, she faced everything from plane crashes to tumultuous breakups (still not over Preston Burke, TBH) and a myriad of shocking plot twists. Yet, amidst the chaos, there were countless joyful moments. Who can forget the times Cristina and Meredith danced their cares away? Or when Cristina fell head over heels for Owen? Not to mention, she took on the role of a godmother and saved numerous lives during her time at the hospital. Cristina truly established herself as the ultimate “cardio god” on television.

Honestly, we’re still holding onto the hope that she will reunite with Meredith before the series concludes. Until then, let’s revel in these classic quotes from Cristina Yang.

Cristina Yang’s Best Quotes:

“Ignite your passion. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Strive to be better than anyone around you and ignore what others think. There are no teams, no friends. You are on your own. Embrace it.”
“According to Google, you’re non-existent.”
“If you want awful things to stop happening to you, then stop accepting mediocrity and demand more.”
“I’m not a spoon; I’m a knife, and I’ll stab you in the eye.”
“She’s my person. If I ever killed someone, she’s the one I’d call to help drag the body across the floor. She’s my person.”
“Forget beautiful. I’m brilliant. If you wish to win me over, praise my intellect.”
“We’ve been friends for ages. You know how? By not watching each other poop.”
“Sometimes the future shifts rapidly and entirely, leaving us to decide what comes next. We can choose to be afraid and remain paralyzed, expecting the worst, or we can leap into the unknown, anticipating greatness.”
“Don’t let his desires overshadow your needs. He’s dreamy, but he’s not the sun. You are.”
“I don’t have a sour expression; that’s just my face.”
“I can look hot even in my sleep. I look fantastic in scrubs. I’m a hot person.”
“Mediocrity isn’t enough; I strive for greatness.”
“Recognizing your flaws and actually overcoming them are two completely different things.”
“Sometimes the future shifts swiftly and dramatically, and we’re left with just one choice about what to do next.”
“I may be laughing inside, just not on the outside.”
“Good for him for getting laid; I need to get laid too. My work suffers otherwise. It’s detrimental to humanity.”
“It was a tough choice, but I stand by it.”
“There comes a moment when everything becomes overwhelming, when we’re too exhausted to keep fighting. That’s where the real challenge starts—finding hope when it seems utterly absent.”
“People have babies everywhere: in taxis, high schools, restrooms.”
“Should I sleep or shower? I could do both in the shower, but I’m also starving.”
“One thing I’ve learned over the years is that just one person, one patient, one moment can change your life forever, altering your perspective completely.”
“I won’t have time for you; I’ll be too busy being better than you.”
“Believe it or not, not everything I do is about competition.”
“I haven’t had sex in three days, and I think it’s giving me superpowers. Everything is vibrant and clear. I solve problems like a pro. No wonder you’re so organized; you’ve got virgin superpowers.”
“I’m going to indulge, then order a three-course dessert meal.”
“I choose potato chips.”
“If you keep complaining about which groundbreaking medical advancement to claim as yours, I’ll punch you in the ear.”
“It’s like candy, but with blood. Way better!”
“My guy is ancient. Last time he was in an OR, it was candlelit.”
“I get irritable when I don’t sleep.”
“I’m focused—much more so if you weren’t standing there with your pants on fire.”
“As soon as we escape here, I’m leaving Seattle Grace Mercy Death behind!”
“We’ve faced the scariest situations, and we survived. So every day is a gift. We are blessed to be here, doing what we do best—saving lives. One life at a time. We’ve healed to continue healing others.”
“Someone sedate me!”
“What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?”
“Do you know who you are? Do you understand what’s happened to you? Is this how you want to live?”
“You can’t fix the mamba without moving with the mambo.”
“I can’t leave. We must dance it out. That’s how we end things.”
“Mer, your boobs are about to burst. Go pump.”

Cristina and Meredith Conversations:

Meredith: “After all your warnings about me sleeping with my boss, you’re doing the exact same thing.”

Cristina: “Oh, it’s totally different.”

Meredith: “Nope, it’s the same!”

Cristina: “No, it’s not! You and Mr. Dreamy are in a relationship.”

Meredith: “And you and Burke are…?”

Cristina: “Switzerland. It’s neutral there, plus they make excellent watches.”

Cristina: “What are you up to?”

Meredith: “Just sitting here with my…you know.”

Cristina: “Wait! We’ll call each other at least twice a month and text constantly.”

Meredith: “I despise texting.”

Cristina: “Don’t let Owen get all dark and twisty. Take care of him. And Alex? He needs to be teased daily, or he’ll be unbearable. Avoid tiny planes, don’t stick your hand in any bomb-laden cavities, and steer clear of gunmen. Don’t try to be a hero. You’re my person, and I need you alive. You inspire courage in me. Now, let’s dance it out… wait, Meredith.”

Meredith: “What do you need, an ‘I love you’ or something? I love you. Call me when you arrive.”

Cristina: “I hate his face.”

Meredith: “Now, look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t punishment.”

Cristina: “Thanks for the muffin.”

Cristina: “She’s attractive, right?”

Meredith: “Have you given up on men?”

Meredith: “I have wine.”

Cristina: “I’ll be over.”

Cristina: “Is it inappropriate to say ‘I told you so’?”

Meredith: “Shut up.”

Meredith: “This is a cry for help.”

Cristina: “No, this is a cry for an orgasm.”

Meredith: “Are you two talking or just having sex?”

Cristina: “Not just sex. It’s hot, dirty, upside-down sex.”

This article was originally published on January 13, 2021.

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Summary:

Cristina Yang from Grey’s Anatomy has left an indelible mark on fans with her fierce personality and unforgettable quotes. From her witty insights on life and love to her unwavering determination, Cristina’s words continue to inspire. Though she has moved on to Switzerland, her legacy remains, reminding us to embrace our individuality and strive for greatness.