If you’re diving into this list, chances are you’ve got a quirky sense of humor and a willingness to laugh at some rather questionable jokes. Let’s face it, the 2009 bachelor party comedy The Hangover is chaotic, outrageous, and even at times a bit offensive. But that’s part of its charm. With a cast featuring talented stars like Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis, and Justin Bartha, it’s hard not to hear these quotes in their iconic voices.
This film was not just a critical success, snagging a Golden Globe for Best Motion Picture in the musical or comedy category, but it also made a significant mark at the box office, ranking as the tenth-highest-grossing R-rated comedy in the US. It’s no wonder that it inspired two sequels, The Hangover Part II and The Hangover Part III.
As we reminisce about the wild escapades of Doug, Phil, Stu, and Alan in Sin City, let’s revisit some unforgettable quotes from the first installment of this hilarious franchise.
Alan’s Quotes
- Alan: (picking up Phil from his workplace) “Did you really have to park so close?”
Doug: “What’s the issue?”
Alan: “I shouldn’t be here.”
Doug: “Why not?”
Alan: “I’m not allowed within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.” - Phil: (after realizing they rescued the wrong Doug) “GOD DAMN IT!”
Alan: “Gosh darn it!”
Phil: “SH*T!”
Alan: “Shoot!” - Stu: (as Alan seasons the steak with pepper) “Why are you adding pepper to the steak? You don’t know if tigers like it.”
Alan: “Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.” - Alan: “What if Doug is dead? I can’t afford to lose someone close to me again; it hurts too much. I was so sad when my grandpa died.”
Phil: “How did he die?”
Alan: “World War II.”
Phil: “Died in battle?”
Alan: “No, he was skiing in Vermont, it just happened during World War II.”
Wolfpack Quotes
- Alan: “You guys might not know this, but I see myself as a bit of a loner. I think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my kind. And my wolf pack grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone, first in the pack, and then Doug joined later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, ‘Wait a second, could it be?’ Now I know for sure, I just added two more to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, searching for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I raise a toast!”
Mr. Chow Quotes
- Mr. Chow: “You gonna f*ck on me?”
Alan: “Nobody’s gonna f*ck on you! I’m on your side! I hate Godzilla too!” - Mr. Chow: “I want my purse back, jerks.”
Phil: “What, your purse?”
Alan: “That’s not a purse. That’s a satchel!”
Mr. Chow: “It’s a purse! And you stole from the wrong guy!”
Best of the Rest
- Phil: “Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t’ll come back with you.”
- “To a night the four of us will never forget!” — Phil
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In summary, The Hangover offers a wild ride full of memorable quotes and laugh-out-loud moments that celebrate the chaos of friendship and the absurdities of life. Whether you’re quoting Alan’s hilarious one-liners or reminiscing about the Wolfpack’s escapades, this film remains a classic in the comedy genre.
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