Your Ultimate 10-Step Blueprint for Crafting the Most Legendary Snow Fort

As winter drags on and the days feel as dull as old chewing gum, it’s time for you, the coolest parent around, to swoop in and help your kids create the most incredible, unforgettable snow fort imaginable. This endeavor will be challenging and time-consuming, so be prepared for some frustration, sore muscles, and the occasional ice block mishap. But when it’s all said and done, you’ll earn your title as the ruler of epic winter projects.

Materials Needed:

Tupperware containers or empty plastic food containers
One box of non-toxic food coloring
A whisk
Large bucket or plastic sled
Snow
Waterproof gloves and warm clothing
Optional: extension cord and outdoor lights

Step 1:

Choose a location with bone-chilling cold temperatures. The colder, the better!

Step 2:

Spend your days at home, steering clear of social events, and embracing the boredom. This will make the snow fort project seem exciting.

Step 3:

Pick a job that allows you to procrastinate spectacularly. For example, being a writer in the middle of a novel is perfect for this!

Step 4:

Gather your Tupperware. If you’re feeling ambitious, grab a few packs of plastic takeout containers from a wholesale store.

Step 5:

Add a few drops of non-toxic food coloring to each container, fill them with water, and whisk until the color is fully mixed.

Step 6:

Bring the container outside, and be sure to slosh some of the colorful liquid down your pants. Set it on flat ground. If it’s snowing, cover it. When your neighbors give you odd looks, just wave. No big deal.

Repeat steps 5 and 6 until all your containers are used. Encourage your kids to join in, and watch as they also end up splashed with vibrant colors. Embrace the chaos of life!

Step 7:

Be patient. Depending on your climate, it may take one or two days for the ice to freeze solid. If you can, use your freezer to speed up the process.

Step 8:

Dip the bottom of each container in warm water to release the ice blocks, then store them in a cool, shaded area outside. Repeat steps 5-8 until you have a massive collection of ice blocks, reminiscent of a colorful Mount Everest. For our fort, we needed 475 blocks—just a friendly reminder about ideal careers and social distancing.

Step 9:

It’s time to build! Gather your family outside, ensuring everyone is bundled up in waterproof gear. This part is a blast but can get messy. Create a mixture of snow and water for your “mortar” by filling a plastic sled with snow and adding cold water, mixing it with your gloved hands.

Step 10:

Stack your magnificent ice blocks using the “mortar” to form any shape you desire. After each row, smear on some extra “mortar” to secure the blocks together. Stagger the blocks for added stability and aesthetics.

Optional: Leave a small opening for an extension cord to light up your creation with outdoor-safe lights. Invite your neighbors for a socially-distanced lighting ceremony and play the Olympic Fanfare for the big reveal.

Enjoy your masterpiece! You’ve just become the coolest parent in town.

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Summary:

This guide outlines a fun, step-by-step process for creating an epic snow fort with your kids. From gathering materials to mixing colorful ice blocks and finally constructing a masterpiece, this project promises to turn a dull winter day into an exciting family adventure.