On a scorching summer day, have you ever thought, “I could really use a breast milk-flavored lollipop to cool my baby down”? If you have, then you’re in for a treat! And if not, well, you can now stop pondering that question altogether. A unique company based in Austin, Texas, called Lollyphile, has created and is selling Breast Milk Lollipops designed to mimic the taste of a mother’s milk.
According to Lollyphile, they’ve conducted extensive research to ensure their flavors closely resemble the real deal. Many mothers generously contributed their breast milk to the company’s flavor experts, who worked to develop a candy that captures the essence of breast milk. Truly a modern marvel!
Here’s how Lollyphile describes the flavor on their website:
“It seems that many of our friends are having babies lately. Since some of us are confectioners, we felt it was our duty to discover what flavor could soothe a fussy infant into a calm state. Surely the taste must be divine, right? We’re incredibly thankful to all the moms who shared their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we could transform it into candy. These lollipops won’t just evoke childhood memories; they’ll stir primal instincts. Quite possibly the most satisfying flavor ever.”
And here’s the best part: you can use the discount code MAMMALS for an extra discount at checkout!
Now, why would a lollipop company create a breast milk-flavored treat? Aside from the sheer creativity of the concept, Lollyphile’s owner, Mark Jenkins, expressed that as he sees more friends becoming parents, he realized that these mothers produced a flavor so delightful it could calm a crying baby. “I knew I had to capture that flavor,” he said.
It’s refreshing to see the creators and team at Lollyphile approach this project with humor and lightheartedness. Regardless of whether these lollipops are actually delicious, we applaud their fun spirit!
Interestingly, while the lollipops don’t contain any actual breast milk, the company assures consumers that they taste as close to the real thing as possible. They even joke that to produce enough breast milk for their treats, they’d need “armies of pumping women.” After all, when it comes to pumping, baby takes priority!
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In summary, Lollyphile’s Breast Milk Lollipops are a unique confectionery that captures the essence of breast milk, created with contributions from real mothers to ensure authenticity. With a playful approach to flavor and a lighthearted attitude, they invite you to experience a taste unlike any other.
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