Kids’ Notes: A Collection of Giggles and Gaffes

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Kids have a unique way of expressing themselves, and sometimes their written words are downright hilarious. We love to preserve these little notes, capturing their first comedic attempts at communication. From announcing a bathroom emergency to declaring their disdain for a sibling (or even us), these notes are treasures we hold dear. Plus, they make for amusing material at future family events, like rehearsal dinners.

I recently reached out on social media for funny notes that parents have received from their kids, and here are some of the best:

• Emma’s daughter, Lily, is already ready to embrace her dad’s corny sense of humor.
• Alex’s kid seems to have some interesting insights into what happens on a wedding night. Wink, wink.
• Sarah’s son, Ethan, apologizes for his “horrible actions” while also cleverly dubbing himself her “least favorite.”
• Mia’s child left an encouraging birthday note, insisting she doesn’t need makeup—along with a doodle of a penis pointing at it!
• Alex’s kid has clearly discovered Sir Mix-a-Lot with their note: “I hote you beecs you will not let me haf fun with close.” Apparently, cutting her leggings for shorts was a big deal!
• When Ben was younger, he left a note for the Tooth Fairy indicating where she could find him: “Look for a bed I am on it.”
• Olivia’s child penned an irate message to their dentist who claimed to fix a “kavity” but ended up pulling a loose tooth. Deceptive!
• “Please don’t make me eat ham.” Same here, kid. Who can blame you?
• Amelia’s 7-year-old has figured out that if the lights are on, bedtime could be delayed indefinitely.
• After visiting a friend’s baby chicks, Max’s child made a compelling case for getting baby chicks at home: “THAY AR ADORABL” and “EGG MAKE KAKE.” Truth!
• “Ceep this butween use but you are awesamer then dad.” — submitted by Julia, who clearly has some awesome parenting skills.
• Lucy’s child gave her a heads up: “Toilet is fluded. P.S. there is poop in it.”
• Charlie has been preparing for the “epocolipse” and wants everyone to consume pantry supplies “responsobly.”
• Don’t cross Emma. She’ll unfriend you in a heartbeat.
• Mark’s sons are having a tough time; one of them is being a “but hole.”
• Hannah’s son wrote a grocery list filled with snacks. FYI, #5 is not “cock-sit.” It’s chocolate, we promise!
• Grace’s daughter wrote a sweet note for her parents on St. Patrick’s Day.
• Lily’s daughter isn’t “greety”; she simply knows the value of her molars.
• Ethan wants everyone to know that the “lazers” are “fake” and won’t slice you during “lazer fun time.” No worries!
• Oliver’s son has officially exed her out; he simply can’t deal with her nonsense today.
• Lily was required to send letters home from camp, but sometimes she just doesn’t feel like writing a lengthy letter, okay?!
• “Evry thing your falt.” Sam’s kid is clearly not pleased with her.
• This was Jason’s first apology note: “Sorry for farting next to you.”
• Ben had a less-than-favorable opinion of his sister when he wrote this note.
• Ella thought it was worth a shot to ask Santa for some early presents. She should definitely sign up for Santa Prime.
• Rita translates her young son’s note: “I love mom. And Coby is in the toilet.” Coby is Rita’s other child.
• In a selective mood, Ethan decides which days he likes his mom.
• Sam asked her son to write a packing list for their upcoming trip.
• During a family quarantine, Mia’s 10-year-old handed her this note while she was on the phone.

Kids never fail to amuse us!

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Summary:

This article highlights a delightful collection of funny notes written by kids, showcasing their unique perspectives and humor. These notes serve as cherished mementos for parents and provide a good laugh.