This week, the introduction of “thin” Oreos sparked an uproar among cookie enthusiasts. An Oreo “tailored for adults seeking a ‘refined cookie’”? Seriously? Oreos are not intended for the adult palate; they’re not gourmet or even remotely diet-friendly. Yet, despite the disappointment of Oreo Thins, they pale in comparison to some of the more bizarre Oreo flavors that exist. Here are 21 varieties that are far more likely to provoke your outrage.
- Banana Split Oreo
This cookie is a chaotic blend of flavors. An Oreo is typically a chocolate cookie, not a fruit concoction. Even the vanilla variety seems like a betrayal. - Caramel Apple Oreo
Caramel apples are notoriously difficult to eat and a dental disaster waiting to happen. Why replicate that disaster in cookie form? A caramel Granny Smith apple? Even worse. - Cookie Dough Oreo
Why is there a trend of adding cookie dough to everything? Oreos are already cookies; let’s keep the dough of other cookies out of it. - Cotton Candy Oreo
Who actually enjoys cotton candy? It’s pure sugar fluff, and that blue filling? It’s simply wrong. Leave the cotton candy at the fair, please. - Mango Oreo
This doesn’t resemble a cookie at all; it looks more like a mini yule log. With mango? Just throw the Oreo name on a bag of circus peanuts already. - Oreo Wafer Rolls
How is this even a thing? The Oreo wafer has been stretched and rolled into a bizarre shape. Who asked for a “chocolate cream flavored” roll that lacks cream? - Crème Brûlée Oreo
This one had potential until I realized it resembles a Weetabix log with custard on the side. Not even close to an Oreo. - Root Beer Float Oreo
The only acceptable root beer-flavored treat is root beer itself. Everything else pales in comparison. - Cadbury Dairy Milk with Oreo
This bizarre mashup from the UK is puzzling. Even if it tasted decent, the cream-to-cookie ratio is all off. I can’t believe I just wrote that. - Limeade Oreo
I’m honestly at a loss for words. - Green Tea Oreo
Mark my words, these will soon be available in stores, likely followed by Açai Berry and Juice Cleanse Oreos. - Pumpkin Spice Oreo
Let’s be real; it’s already in your coffee, so why in the cookie? - Spring Oreo
Spring is not a flavor, and the cookie isn’t even shaped like a butterfly. It’s just embossed with “Happy Spring,” akin to a commemorative coin. - S’mores Oreo
While s’mores sound fun, they tend to be overly sweet and leave sticky remnants for weeks. However, the graham cracker wafer idea is a win. - Creme Betweens
Don’t think you can fool anyone with this disguise. - Strawberry Milkshake Creme Oreo
I secretly want to try these, mainly because I have a soft spot for Strawberry Quik. Shh. - Watermelon Oreo
Remember Watermelon Bubble Yum? It was delightful. However, a watermelon Oreo seems like a stretch; why is the cream green? We don’t eat that part! - White Fudge Covered Oreo
I’ve tried these and found that covering an Oreo in anything is unnecessary. It’s perfection as is, and white fudge is a myth. - Chewy Chips Ahoy! Oreo Crème Filled
The punctuation in the name alone is giving me anxiety. I think I’ll just stick with the classic Oreo Thins.
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In summary, while the introduction of thin Oreos may have ruffled some feathers, the bizarre varieties listed here are far more deserving of your ire. From fruit-flavored concoctions to strange mashups, it’s clear that the Oreo brand has ventured into confusing territory.
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