As a parent, I must admit a little TMI: only one of my children was actually planned. Our family has been incredibly fertile, and it’s a miracle I didn’t find myself unexpectedly expecting during my first year of college. It seems that just thinking about having a baby can lead to a little one arriving nine months later.
So, let’s pause for a moment—STOP THINKING ABOUT BABIES!
When it comes to planning, my partner and I didn’t pay much attention to birth control, birth dates, or spacing between our children. In the heat of the moment, who really thinks about such details? However, if I had taken the time to consider this, March would not have been a month I’d choose for conception. Thus, I propose that we establish March as National Abstinence Month to prevent future generations from having to deal with the phenomenon of December birthdays.
Why Advocate for Abstinence in March?
Simply put, a March conception results in a December baby, and December babies can be quite challenging for several reasons.
First, for parents, the holiday season often leads to a blending of birthday and holiday gifts. It’s almost impossible to separate the two, and many children end up receiving combined gifts, which can lead to them feeling overlooked. The financial burden of buying gifts for both holidays and birthdays can be overwhelming. Additionally, the excitement of their special day often gets lost in the holiday hustle and bustle.
It’s not just parents who face challenges; guests at birthday parties also have to deal with the cold weather. Schlep kids through freezing temperatures to attend a birthday celebration? It can be exhausting for everyone involved. Finding suitable indoor venues for parties is tough when it’s too cold to be outside, and the idea of a dozen energetic kids packed into one room is hardly appealing.
So, this March, let’s start a movement to spare future generations from the headache of December birthdays.
Tonight, let’s choose abstinence—for the children.
Resources for Navigating Conception
For those interested in learning more about how to navigate the journey of conception, consider visiting Make a Mom for insights on artificial insemination. They provide valuable resources and information. Additionally, if you’re exploring the options of home insemination, check out BabyMaker for their expert kits. For a deeper understanding of intrauterine insemination, Cleveland Clinic serves as an excellent resource.
In summary, while the joy of a December baby is undeniable, the practical challenges are significant. By promoting abstinence in March, we can help future parents avoid these complications.
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