70+ Delicious Taco Puns That Will “Guac” Your World & Leave You Craving More

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Are you feeling hungry and in need of a good laugh? Let’s taco ’bout it! If you’re as passionate about tacos as we are, you’ve come to the right place. Tacos are not only scrumptious but also incredibly easy to make and can be tailored to suit any taste. Whether you prefer soft or crunchy, beef or chicken (or even fish!)—the variety of toppings is endless. Want to add more veggies? Just toss in some lettuce and diced tomatoes. Looking to kick it up a notch? Go for some pico de gallo, sour cream, cheese, guacamole, or salsa. If your mouth isn’t watering yet, we have to wonder about your taste buds!

What’s even better? Taco puns and jokes always bring a smile and satisfy our craving for some lighthearted foodie humor. Tacos are perfect for kids and fit nearly any occasion. We adore tacos so much that we’ve compiled an entire fiesta of taco puns, jokes, and one-liners for fellow taco enthusiasts. And if you want more taco-themed fun, check out our food coloring pages! For additional food-related chuckles, dive into our cheese puns, chocolate jokes, and coffee zingers.

Ready for some delightfully cheesy taco puns? Let’s dive in!

Spectacular Taco Jokes and Puns

1. How do tacos express gratitude? “Lettuce pray.”
2. What does Pac-Man add to his tacos? Guacauacauacauacauacauacauacauamole.
3. Why don’t you want to “taco” about it? ‘Cause I’m “nacho” friend anymore.
4. Here’s a fun fact: Taco cat spelled backward is taco cat.
5. What genre of music do tacos love? Wrap ‘n’ roll.
6. Why don’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans.
7. What did the taco say to the guacamole? “Avocado adoration for you.”
8. What do you call a taco-loving reptile? A tacodile.
9. I’m so grateful I don’t need to forage for my favorite food; I have no idea where tacos live.
10. Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion? It was a hostile “taco-ver.”
11. Have you checked out the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the “taco” of the town.
12. What’s a taco’s favorite TV series? Better Call Salsa.
13. Last night, I made fish tacos, but they just swam away!
14. Why did the baker establish a tortilla factory? For the extra dough.
15. Why did the taco chef stop cooking? He ran out of thyme.
16. Why is Taco Bell’s recipe a mystery? They keep it under wraps.
17. Was that taco chef a bit rude? Yep, he was “jalapeno” business.
18. What does a taco say on St. Patrick’s Day? “Taco’ the mornin’ to you!”
19. Heard about the lying taco? He really spilled the beans.
20. I’d like to try juicing, but I’m unsure how to juice tacos.
21. Tried eating the entire Taco Bell menu once, but they kindly asked me to get off the counter.
22. Why are tortillas bad at conversations? They always “taco-ver” you.
23. Why didn’t the taco chef show up to work? He has a bad “queso” the flu.
24. Why do taco jokes get a bad rap? They can be a bit corny.
25. If you don’t like tacos…I’m “nacho” type.
26. What inspired the baker to open a taco factory? Extra dough!
27. A shoutout to Taco Bell’s hot sauce packets…for teaching me how to flirt!
28. Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
29. I packed you an extra taco…just in “queso” you need it.
30. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out? A macho nacho.
31. To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They chose pizza, but then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
32. How do taco chefs live life? By “seasoning” the moment.
33. Did you hear they put a taqueria on the moon? Great food, but a terrible atmosphere.
34. These tacos are going to “guac” your world!
35. What’s a taco’s favorite movie? Catch Me If You Cayenne.
36. What do you get when you mix tantalum 73 and cobalt 27? TA-CO.
37. Did you see today’s forecast? It’s going to be cold today and hot “tamale.”
38. Would you like some salsa for your tacos? Por “flavor.”
39. Burritos or tacos? You’ve got me stuck between a “guac” and a hard place.
40. What did critics say about the new film War of the Tacos? It was a rather hostile taco-mentary.
41. Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
42. Have you heard the joke about the Santa Fe taco? It was corny.
43. What did the soft shell taco say when it wanted to cuddle? “Fold me close.”
44. What do you call people who use sleeping bags outdoors? Soft tacos for bears.
45. What happens when you eat onions on your beans? Tear gas.
46. If you eat twenty-five tacos and pass out, where will you wake up? Tacoma.
47. My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Actually, he said “less McDonald’s,” but I think I know what he meant.
48. What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido.
49. Why are tacos so sad? Because they’re always falling apart.
50. What do you call an ocean full of tacos? Flotilla.
51. What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
52. I can be the Taco Beast…if you’re my Taco Belle!
53. What does a chicken taco say? “Guawk, guawk!”
54. What did the baby Toyota say when Mama Toyota asked what he wanted for lunch? “A Taco, ma.”
55. Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he’s a Wrap God.
56. How do you make a taco stand? You take away its chair.
57. What do you call taco sauce protectors? Mild Protective Services.
58. What do you call a restaurant for robots? Dell Taco.
59. How do you maintain a balanced diet? A taco in each hand.
60. What did the taco say to the burrito? “Where you bean?”
61. “Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?” “No, but I had grate expectations.”
62. I got gas for $1.19 today! Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
63. There’s a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out? Aunt Chilada.
64. What did the taco say to the sad donut? Taco: “Want to taco bout it?” Donut: “I donut know what to say.”
65. What type of tortilla chip dip would a religious person prefer? Gauca-holy.
66. How does a tortilla chip sneeze? Na-choooooo.
67. What happens every time I eat tortillas for breakfast? I have a spec-taco-lar day.
68. What do ducks dip their tortilla chips in? Quackamole.
69. How could Taco Bell avoid closing due to short staff? By hiring tall people.
70. Why doesn’t Taco Bell produce songs anymore? Because they’re more into making wraps now.
71. Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells? They’re too corny.
72. Do you know what the best meditation is? Inhale tacos, exhale negativity.
73. Why can’t you make everyone happy? It’s simple—you’re not a taco.
74. There are three ways to my heart: buy me tacos, make me tacos, or be tacos.

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Summary

This article serves up over 70 delicious taco puns and jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone while leaving you hungry for more. Tacos are not only a beloved food but also provide endless opportunities for humor. With their versatility and kid-friendly appeal, they are perfect for any gathering. Whether you are seeking a laugh or planning your next taco night, these puns will add flavor to your day!