50 Hilarious Minion Jokes That Are Simply Despicable

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Minions have taken the world by storm, especially on social media, thanks to their adorable antics and quirky personalities. Originating from the “Despicable Me” franchise, these little yellow beings have become synonymous with humor and fun. While they may not always speak in full sentences, their unique gibberish and charm have inspired countless jokes. Here are 50 of the best minion jokes that will leave you laughing out loud!

1. What do you call someone with many minions? A minion-aire!
2. Why do minions wear two pairs of pants while golfing? Just in case they get a hole in one!
3. What do minions affectionately call their grandmothers? Ba-nanas!
4. What did a mom minion tell her child on their birthday? “You’re one in a minion!”
5. What search engine do minions prefer? Gru-gle!
6. What’s Bob’s favorite Tom Cruise movie? Minion Impossible!
7. How do minions save their money? They use Gru-Pon!
8. What do minions munch on during Halloween? Boo-nanas!
9. Did you not enjoy “Despicable Me” at first? Maybe it Gru on you over time!
10. Why couldn’t the minion yell “high”? Because he could only yell “low!”
11. Why are minions obsessed with bananas? They find them a-peeling!
12. What’s the fastest way for minions to travel from the second to the first floor? Sliding down the banana-ster!
13. What changed for the minions between the first and second “Despicable Me” movies? They Gru up!
14. Where does Gru take Kyle for a haircut? The Gru-mers!
15. Why did minions gift Gru two banana peels for his birthday? Because he wanted slippers!
16. Where do minions love to shop? Banana Republic!
17. Why did the minion get scared at the movies? The film was too Gru-some!
18. What type of bread do minions love? Gru-ten free!
19. What did the banana say to the minion? Nothing; bananas can’t talk!
20. What did minions hear on the Titanic? “Minion and children first!”
21. What did the doctor tell the minion? “You’ve got yellow fever!”
22. What do you call a minion with black stripes? A despicable bee!
23. Which classic novel do minions adore? Little Minions!
24. What’s worse than a minion eating bananas? A minion going bananas!
25. How do you describe a small onion? A Mini-on!
26. When was the first “Despicable Me” movie out? It feels like a minion years ago!
27. What’s a minion’s favorite song? “Mellow Yellow” by Donovan!
28. And their second favorite? “Yellow Submarine” by The Beatles!
29. Why do minions bring bananas to hairdressers? To avoid split ends!
30. What car do minions love to drive? SubaGru!
31. What kind of schools do minions prefer? Banana sundae schools!
32. What’s another nickname for a minion? A Gru-pie!
33. What did the Russian government do to find new spies? They Gru new ones!
34. What meal would a minion never choose? Liver and minions!
35. What did the officer say when meeting Bob, Stuart, and Kevin? Yellow, yellow, yellow!
36. What do you call a minion who falls on the grill? Filet minion!
37. What do minions say when they answer the phone? “Yellow!”
38. What do minions excel at in school? Gru-p projects!
39. What’s yellow and always points north? A magnetic minion!
40. Why did the minion call for an ambulance? His banana wasn’t peeling well!
41. Why did the minion quit his job? The hours were too Gru-eling!
42. How much does it cost to rent minions? A minion dollars!
43. What do you get when you mix Gru with a pug? A group hug!
44. What do you call a minion’s character in a video game? A Despicable Mii!
45. Why didn’t the minion understand the Shetland pony? It was a little hoarse!
46. How did the minions gain political power? They staged a Gru d’etat!
47. What are the odds of Gru’s henchmen having one eye? One in a minion!
48. What’s clear and smells like bananas? A minion fart!
49. What did the minion say while lifting banana crates? “I can peel the burn!”
50. What did the minion do to be more like his dad? He Gru!

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In summary, these 50 minion jokes are a fun way to bring laughter into your home, especially for fans of the franchise. They highlight the silly charm of minions and provide a great bonding experience for parents and kids alike.