55+ Hilarious Clown Jokes to Share with Your Funniest Friends — No Rubber Chicken Needed

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Are you one of those people who get a little jittery around clowns? That’s a common fear! But unless someone really suffers from extreme coulrophobia (the official term for that fear), most people find clown jokes to be a riot. Clown humor is universally recognized, making it perfect for light-hearted moments — whether you love them or can’t stand them.

While clowns were the life of the party in the ’80s and ’90s, they still show up at events today. In fact, Northern Ireland is currently facing a clown shortage! It sounds like the setup for a joke, but it’s true. The past few years have been particularly tough for live entertainers, so now’s the perfect time to sprinkle some clown humor into your day!

Here’s a collection of clown jokes to bring a smile to your face.

Super Silly Clown Jokes and Puns

1. I’m sending a clown to surprise my wife with flowers. Will she find that romantic or just a jester?
2. Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
3. Which city was ruled by clowns? Honk-konk!
4. Why was the crooked clown searching for cheese? He only had one stilt-on!
5. My wife dated a clown before we got together. I had some big shoes to fill!
6. Why was the clown feeling down? He broke his funny bone.
7. How did the clown pen his jokes? He jest put pun to paper!
8. How would you describe the clown’s illusions? Ma-jest-ic!
9. What’s the funniest fish out there? A clownfish!
10. I think I’ll start a clown shoe business. But it’s no small feat!
11. What’s a rodeo clown’s favorite bar? A honky-tonk.
12. What do you get when you boil a clown? Laughing stock!
13. Did you hear about the dramatic circus clown? His act was always in tents!
14. What do you call a penny-pinching clown? Pennywise!
15. Two clown cars crashed last night. Over 50 were injured!
16. What do you do if a gang of clowns attacks? Go for the juggler!
17. What’s clown costumes made of? Poly Jester!
18. What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is It!
19. You’re going to clown college? You can’t be serious!
20. How do clowns graduate? With ed-joke-ation!
21. Where do clowns tie the knot? At Clown Hall!
22. What do Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common? The same middle name!
23. Where did the clown go after retirement? Down Old Clown Road.
24. Why was the clown ecstatic after an ear transplant on December 31? Because he had a happy new ear!
25. Why did the clown cross the road? To grab his rubber chicken from the store.
26. What happened at the egg contest when a clown had a cracked egg? The other clown quipped, “The yokes on you.”
27. I’m not fond of that clown from IT. He’s always joking around instead of fixing our computers.
28. What’s the best defense against a clown gang? Go for the juggler!
29. What’s inscribed on Ronald McDonald’s gravestone? McRIP.
30. Today, Ronald McDonald put a quarter in my expired parking meter. What a sweet jester!
31. Why didn’t the clown get hired at the circus? He just wasn’t It.
32. What do you call an illustration of a clown? A comedy sketch!
33. How do clowns refer to a tremor? A mirth-quake!
34. What did the clown sound like while snoring? “Honk shoe, honk shoe, honk shoe.”
35. What do you call a clown who can’t sit still? A stand-up comic!
36. If I told you a complicated joke about a golf club, a sheep, a stinging insect, a tree, and a clown-themed horror movie… Would you believe it?
37. What do you call a clown who ended up in jail? A sili-con!
38. My friend claims he loves horror films with clowns. I think he means IT.
39. What’s pink and wedged between an elephant’s toes? Slow clowns!
40. My dad was the best clown ever. When he passed, all his friends came to his funeral in one car.
41. How does Ronald McDonald introduce his wife? “Meet Patty!”
42. Did you hear about the clown who was let go from the circus? He’s suing for funfair dismissal!
43. My girlfriend told me I was acting like a clown. I was so upset that I stopped juggling and nearly fell off my unicycle.
44. Why do clowns often wake up with stiff necks? Because they sleep funny!
45. Why did the clown feel down while looking at a balloon? Because of inflation, he couldn’t afford it.
46. Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? The ringmaster made him bring it back!
47. I quit my job at McDonald’s yesterday. Turns out my boss was a total clown!
48. My parents hired a clown for my birthday party, but he was such a Bozo!
49. How big was the clown’s hard drive? 100 giggle-bytes!
50. Why are all clowns so busy? They have a lot of funny business to manage!
51. What illness did the clown catch? Juggle fever.
52. How did the clown cross the road? By putting his stilt on!
53. Why was the clown fired? Because he was fooling everyone!
54. How do clowns prepare their eggs? Funny side up!
55. Why did the clown visit the doctor? He was feeling funny.
56. Why was the clown’s mortgage denied? He couldn’t afford the clown payments!
57. What would an irritated magician do? Pull his hare out!
58. Have you heard about the new showroom for clown shoes? It’s no big feat!
59. Why is the circus business struggling? Because no one is taking it seriously!
60. Why was the Mom Clown so popular among parents? She was great at carpooling!

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Summary

This collection of clown jokes is sure to bring joy and laughter, whether shared with friends or enjoyed alone. From classic puns to playful quips, there’s something here for everyone to chuckle about. Don’t forget, laughter is the best medicine!