70 Hilarious Elf Jokes & Puns to Enjoy When You’re in Need of a Giggle

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Treat Yourself to These 70 Amusing Elf Jokes & Puns

Have you heard about the elf who was full of confidence? She had high elf-esteem.

Elves are delightful little beings that never fail to bring a smile to our faces, much like Will Ferrell’s quirky performance in Elf. Their infectious enthusiasm for Christmas, combined with their adorable outfits and those charming little shoes, makes them a source of joy. If you’re aiming to enhance your collection of dad jokes (or mom jokes—because we know moms are the true champions!), these clever elf jokes are the perfect solution. They can provide a lighthearted diversion from the fact that you’re once again concealing that pesky Elf on the Shelf.

Plus, these witty jokes and puns can be added to cards or used for playful teasing with your little ones. In fact, to make your Elf on the Shelf duties a little easier, you could jot one of these jokes on a Post-It note and place it under that mischievous elf every evening. The beauty of these jokes is that they’re suitable for any time of year!

To give you a hand, we’ve gathered a collection of hilarious elf jokes and puns that will keep you and your kids laughing all day long.

Elf Jokes to Enjoy

1. What type of music do elves adore? Wrap.
2. What kind of currency do elves prefer? Jingle bills!
3. Why do Santa’s helpers go to counseling? To boost their elf-esteem.
4. What do Santa’s elves exclaim when taking a picture? “Let’s take an elfie.”
5. What do you call an elf who’s stingy? Elfish.
6. What do you call a naughty elf? A rebel without a Claus!
7. What’s the first thing elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
8. How did the piano-playing elf respond to compliments? “Thanks; I’m elf-taught.”
9. Which musician do elves admire most? Elf-is Presley.
10. What kind of vehicles do elves drive? Toy-otas.

…and so on!

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Summary:

This collection of 70 elf jokes and puns is designed to bring laughter and joy to your holiday season and beyond. With clever wordplay and playful humor, these jokes are perfect for sharing with family and friends. From elf-related puns to silly one-liners, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.