Ah, the holiday season! A time filled with joy, warmth, and—let’s be real—some pretty epic meltdowns from Karens at the mall when they discover they can’t use two coupons at once. This week on “Late Night Laughs,” the show featured a full chorus of Karens belting out our favorite Christmas tunes, now with lyrics that only the most entitled and privileged could appreciate.
Just take a look at their outfits—complete with Starbucks cups, oversized bags, wrist keychains, and those signature yellow-tinted sunglasses perched on their highlighted hair. They truly nailed the Karen aesthetic, making us feel a tiny bit awkward while we laughed along.
Hilarious Parodies
The song parodies are a riot. For instance, “O Christmas Tree” transforms into “Stop Filming Me,” while “We Wish You A Merry Christmas” gets a new life as “I Swear I Am Not A Racist.” Here’s a peek at their parody of “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing”:
“Hark! The Karen angles sing/We did not do anything/We just want a refund for pants we bought in ’91/If you give your boss a call/We will picket the whole mall/Just shut your mouth and take it/We spend a lot of money at Nordstrom Rack.”
And don’t miss their cheeky rendition of “Deck the Halls”:
“Deck my Facebook wall with bullsh*t/Fa la la la la la la la la/This meme is fake but I’ll still push it/Fa la la la la la la la la/The vaccine will give you rabies/Fa la la la la la la la la/Democrats like eating babies/Fa la la la la la la la la.”
You’ve got to stick around for their epic finale of “Carol of the Bells,” too! This isn’t the first time the show has taken a light-hearted jab at Karens; just a few months back, they had us in stitches with a spoof of Karen dolls.
Karens in the Headlines
Karens have been making headlines lately. Who could forget the one who called the cops on a Black family grilling in the park, or the one who reported a Black birdwatcher? While these skits are hilarious, they also serve as a reminder of the troubling power dynamics that can arise from entitlement. We won’t find true peace until Karens take a moment to reflect on their privilege.
In the meantime, we can’t get “I Swear I Am Not A Racist” out of our heads—and we’re totally okay with that. It’s the best comedic Christmas song we’ve heard since that painfully relatable SNL skit “Christmas Morning,” featuring the mom who only received a robe.
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In summary, let’s enjoy the humor in these Karens’ holiday carols while also recognizing the deeper issues at play.
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