Pepperidge Farm Just Launched Adult-Sized Goldfish, Because We Totally Deserve It!

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Hey friends, guess what? We can finally enjoy our own version of Goldfish without feeling guilty about raiding the kids’ snacks. Pepperidge Farm has introduced Goldfish Mega Bites—bigger, bolder, and made just for us adults! These new fish-shaped crackers are 50% larger and come in flavors that are sure to please our more refined taste buds.

According to the brand, a whopping 40% of Goldfish crackers are actually consumed by adults these days, which makes this launch even more relevant. “Mega Bites is a cheesier, larger ‘reboot’ of the classic Goldfish that everyone has loved for nearly 60 years,” said Lisa Carter, the chief marketing officer at Pepperidge Farm’s parent company, Campbell Snacks. “We’re excited to broaden our offerings to appeal to all age groups—whether you’re snacking at your desk, in a college dorm, or just chilling at home.”

Gone are the days of stealthily snatching tiny fish from the kids’ stash while juggling laundry and homework. Now we can indulge in our own appropriately-sized Goldfish at our leisure. And the flavors? Oh boy! We’re talking about Sharp Cheddar and Cheddar Jalapeño, which add just the right amount of kick to our snacking experience. If this isn’t the dream, I don’t know what is.

The history of Goldfish is quite fascinating, too—did you know they were first introduced in the U.S. in 1962 as a cocktail snack? Who knew we’ve been missing out on these little treasures all along? If you’re ready to treat yourself, you can find Goldfish Mega Bites wherever you usually buy snacks for the kiddos, priced at around $2.69 for a 5.9 oz. bag.

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So, whether you’re snacking on Mega Bites or exploring ways to grow your family, there’s plenty to enjoy!


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