Let’s have a candid discussion. I know our previous adventures in the bedroom during our conception journey had us both eager for intimacy, but things have shifted quite a bit. Just a few months ago, I was enjoying life sans pregnancy, complete with a healthy libido. Now? That’s changed dramatically. You might still find me attractive, but I’m struggling to reciprocate those feelings. Here are five reasons why intimacy has taken a backseat during this time:
1. Return to Awkwardness
My skin has taken a turn back to my awkward pre-teen days. Breakouts have made an unwelcome comeback, not just on my face but also on my chest. While you’ve witnessed the miracle of childbirth three times now, getting close to my “boobne” (yes, that’s a term for breast acne) doesn’t exactly spark feelings of romance.
2. Heightened Sense of Smell
My olfactory senses are in overdrive. Remember those onion rings you devoured last week? The scent is still lingering! Despite your best oral hygiene efforts, my nose has transformed into a super-sniffer, and let me tell you, the smell of fried food is not helping our intimate situation.
3. Digestive Distress
My body is undergoing some, let’s say, unpredictable changes. One moment I’m feeling completely blocked up, and the next, I’m dealing with the aftermath of an upset stomach. The thought of intimacy while my digestive system is in turmoil is, quite frankly, unappealing.
4. Limited Mobility
I feel like a beached whale. My belly has grown significantly, and with it, my overall comfort and flexibility have diminished. The Kama Sutra might as well be a foreign language right now, as bending and moving has become quite the challenge.
5. An Uninvited Audience
Although our doctor reassured us that intimacy is safe and that the baby is unaware, I can’t help but feel awkward with our little one in the same vicinity. The thought of engaging in intimate acts while our child is present is just… wrong.
Rest assured, my dear, this is a temporary phase. My libido will eventually return, and with the close age gaps between our children, I’m sure you can figure out the rest! For more insights on the journey of pregnancy and home insemination, check out this informative post on at-home insemination kits, which can be quite helpful. Additionally, the CDC offers a wealth of knowledge about pregnancy that you might find useful.
In summary, while our intimate life may be on hold for now, know that it’s not forever. This phase will pass, and we’ll soon return to our previous connection.
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