You Might Be Married If…

1. If most of your inquiries are met with, “not yet,” it’s likely you’re married.
2. If your answer to many questions is, “It was on sale,” you might be married.
3. If you’ve caught yourself saying, “Don’t swing that near the children!” you’re probably married.
4. If the phrase ‘clean the toilet’ triggers the need for detailed, step-by-step directions, you’re likely married.
5. If you’ve ever asked your spouse precisely when they are returning to work, you may be married.
6. If you’ve had to clarify what ‘appropriate footwear’ means, you’re probably married.
7. If your phone has buzzed with fifteen messages from the grocery store, it’s a sign you’re married.
8. If you’ve found yourself explaining the distinction between light and dark clothing, you’re likely married.
9. If you’ve opened the dishwasher to discover just seven clean dishes (and two forks), you’re probably married.
10. If there are three Oreos remaining in the container, and the kids haven’t had any yet, you’re almost certainly married.

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For further insights and resources on family dynamics, consider checking out this post about home insemination kits at Make a Mom. Additionally, for those exploring pregnancy options, UCSF’s fertility treatment page offers excellent information on in-vitro fertilization (IVF), which can be a great resource for family planning.

In summary, marriage often comes with unique situations and humorous scenarios that highlight the everyday experiences couples face. The nuances of communication and understanding within a marriage can lead to some amusing yet relatable moments.