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Another Perspective on How Kids Diminish Joy and Crush Aspirations
by Lucas Harrison
Updated: Jan. 7, 2016
Originally Published: July 19, 2012
Attention, everyone: it’s a universal truth that men occasionally relieve themselves in the shower. Regardless of what your partner has claimed, it’s highly likely he has engaged in this act—whether it be in a shower, ocean, or even a public fountain.
Once upon a time, taking a shower and sneaking in a quick pee was a straightforward affair. The bathtub was pristine, devoid of distractions, allowing for an effortless experience. However, in recent years, the simple pleasure of this routine has been significantly impeded.
A new step has been introduced into the shower process that complicates matters:
- UNDRESS
- PEES
- SHOWER
This added step can be attributed to one significant factor: kids. These adorable little beings, who enter the world seemingly innocent, often grow into relentless dream dismantlers. The presence of children in my life has introduced an unexpected layer of complexity to what was once a simple act.
It’s particularly challenging to navigate this when my bathtub has been transformed into a chaotic landscape of toys. From sticky alphabet letters to rubber duckies and even kitchen bowls, the bath is a veritable minefield of distractions. On one occasion, I even discovered a pork chop floating in the tub.
Over the years, I’ve contemplated ways to maneuver around these toys, reasoning that the water would wash them off. However, I often hesitated. This morning, I was met with a delightful surprise.
As I stumbled into the bathroom, half-asleep, I was greeted by an astonishing sight: the bathtub was entirely empty. A surge of excitement coursed through me, momentarily brightening my day, only for that joy to quickly evaporate when I realized I had already relieved myself before stepping into the shower.
Yet again, the kids had claimed victory.
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In summary, while the joys of parenthood come with their unique challenges, it is essential to find humor in the chaos and navigate the little inconveniences with grace.
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