Dear Parent Who Enjoys Snow Days,

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I have to say, I admire your enthusiasm. However, I find myself puzzled by your blissful reaction when snow days are announced. You appear to be an ordinary individual, yet the prospect of a day off from school turns you into a ray of sunshine. Allow me to clarify the reality of snow days for you.

When school is canceled, your children remain at home with you. If your immediate reaction is still one of glee, I can only deduce one of the following:

1. You are being ironic.
2. You have a job outside of the home.
3. You are fortunate enough to have a nanny.
4. You are on a more effective medication than I am.
5. Your kids have secured you and are speaking on your behalf.

There must be no other rationale. For the sake of mutual understanding, let me explain why my reaction is decidedly different: I often find myself overwhelmed by the demands of parenting during these unexpected breaks. Here are some of the reasons my response is more along the lines of “Oh no!” rather than “Hooray!”:

1. I do not wish to transform into a short-order cook.
2. My writing time is crucial, yet it becomes impossible when children are wailing over their broken Rainbow Loom creations.
3. I cherish my moments of solitude—especially when it comes to using the restroom.
4. I grapple with guilt when I allow my kids to binge-watch movies or play video games all day, but the constant chatter is truly overwhelming.
5. Snacks? Forget it! I have to share them.

I hope you can appreciate my perspective. If you cannot relate because you’re busy whipping up hot cocoa for an elaborate blanket fort—then, please, can I drop my kids off at your house for just a day? (Unless, of course, there’s another snow day tomorrow.)

Sincerely,
Megan

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Conclusion

In summary, while snow days bring joy to some, they can also introduce chaos to others. Understanding these varying perspectives can foster compassion among parents navigating the ups and downs of family life.