As your anticipated arrival approaches in under two months, it’s time to introduce you to your soon-to-be family. I’ll refrain from using your name out of a bit of superstition and the possibility that your sibling may have the final say—so for now, let’s call you “Dear Future Family Member.”
Meet Your Family:
- Mom: The one who has been nurturing you for the past 30 weeks. While I might not look my best when we first meet, remember that I’m still the person who will love you unconditionally (even if I’m a tad sleep-deprived).
- Dad: The one who, unfortunately, doesn’t produce milk. Don’t hold that against him; he’s a wonderful person who excels at storytelling and wrestling. Just a heads up: he’s a bit tougher to manipulate than I am.
- Big Brother: Your older sibling who will inevitably be your benchmark. He may tease you at home but will also look out for you. Our aim is to avoid comparisons that could lead to any long-lasting psychological effects, but we might joke about it from time to time—so brace yourself for that.
- The Furry One: Our beloved pet may have had a tough time adjusting to your brother, but she has learned to coexist with him. Your arrival may require some treats to earn her affection.
Living Arrangements:
Initially, you’ll be sharing a space with us. Once you’re ready, you’ll transition to your own room, complete with a crib made from pre-gnawed wood and a changing table stocked with adorable, pre-stained baby clothes.
Operating Hours:
Our family will be active from 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. However, given your status as the new family member, late-night and early-morning care will be provided as needed. Just a gentle reminder: getting on a schedule sooner rather than later will be beneficial for everyone involved. While I was hesitant to sleep train your brother, I’m willing to give it a go for you.
Recommended Reading:
- Sleeping Through the Night: The Sooner You Do It, the More Your Parents Will Love You
- Potty Training for Newborns
- Mommy Is Fun Too
What to Expect as the Second Child:
You may not have an abundance of new items, but remember that newness is often overrated. Your nursery isn’t going to have a specific theme; I simply haven’t had the time to plan it all out while caring for your brother. This doesn’t lessen our excitement to welcome you—it’s simply a different kind of joy.
To put things into perspective, being the firstborn has its perks, but it can also come with unique challenges. Just like your dad and I—he’s the last of three and embraces life with a carefree attitude, while I’m the eldest and require some convincing to get on a plane.
In conclusion, we may not be perfect parents, and we will probably make mistakes along the way. But know this: our love for you will be unwavering, as long as you listen to our guidance.
Looking forward to meeting you soon!
Love,
Mommy
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Summary:
This letter serves as a humorous yet informative introduction to the new family member, detailing their soon-to-be family dynamics, living arrangements, and the unique experience of being a second child. The tone is light-hearted but offers a sense of the challenges and joys that await.
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