10 Common Items Children “Borrow” from Their Mothers

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As a mother of three, I can attest to the challenges of keeping my belongings safe from curious little hands. Growing up with siblings, I thought my possessions were relatively secure, but now I realize my childhood was a breeze compared to the daily treasure hunts I endure. It seems my children have developed a penchant for “borrowing” my things, and while their intentions may be innocent, the frequency with which they “misplace” my items is exasperating. If you’re a parent, you may find that your little ones share similar tastes. Here’s a look at ten items that seem to vanish from my possession, only to be discovered in unexpected places.

1. Lip Balm: Recently, I purchased a new lip balm to keep by my bedside. Little did I know I’ve replaced at least 20 over the past year, as they mysteriously disappear. Just this morning, I stumbled upon my latest purchase in my son’s room—completely ruined. What is it about lip balm that captivates kids so much?
2. Notebooks and Writing Tools: I often find myself scribbling grocery lists on various scraps of paper because my children have a habit of commandeering every notepad and pen in the house. I once even resorted to writing a list on an old receipt.
3. Chewing Gum: My children have an undeniable obsession with gum, so I try to keep it hidden. However, I was caught off guard when, while quietly enjoying a piece, my son exclaimed, “Mommy, I smell mint! Do you have gum?” Can’t a mom enjoy a snack in peace?
4. Adhesive Tape: I can hardly remember the last time I found a roll of tape in our home. It’s as though they disappear into thin air, taken by my kids to unknown locations. Why the fascination with tape?
5. Mobile Phones: Thankfully, my phone has security features, but my children still find ways to “borrow” it for pretend play. It seems kids are drawn to cell phones like moths to a flame.
6. Cushions and Pillows: Whether they’re building forts or simply creating a cozy nest, my kids have a knack for relocating cushions from every corner of the house. I can’t count how many times I’ve searched for my favorite pillow only to find it in my daughter’s room, surrounded by dolls.
7. Cosmetics and Toiletries: Just the other day, I noticed my children smelling distinctly familiar. It turned out they had raided my nearly full bottle of lotion. My son also managed to mix my shampoo with his bubble bath, resulting in a rather unfortunate hair day.
8. Loose Change: I frequently find my spare change missing, as my children seem to have an affinity for filling their piggy banks. Despite my protests against “borrowing” my money, they continue to pilfer coins without remorse.
9. Snacks: The struggle for personal snack time is real. My granola bars seem to vanish within moments of being stored. I can barely manage to snag one for myself!
10. Bras: This one might be unique to my household; I often find my bras in unexpected places, like my kids’ rooms. Perhaps they are using them for some imaginative play? Who knows.

If you can relate to the trials of navigating your belongings in a home filled with children, you’re not alone. It’s a shared experience among many parents. For those interested in expanding their family, consider exploring resources on at-home insemination kits, such as this blog post on couples’ fertility journeys or this guide on at-home insemination syringe kits. For additional information on reproductive health, WebMD offers great insights into the success rates of various methods.

In conclusion, the journey of motherhood is filled with amusing challenges, not the least of which involves safeguarding one’s belongings. Despite the frustrations, these moments often lead to laughter and cherished memories.