Are your children captivated by Frozen? Naturally! Here’s an exploration of the inevitable stages of their obsession.
Stage 1
Wow, WHAT AN INCREDIBLE FILM! The empowered female leads, OLAF (so funny!), the stunning visuals of snow and ice, the SISTERLY TRUE LOVE (sniff), and of course, the MUSIC! It’s just AMAZING! Cheers to Disney!
Stage 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Isn’t Idina Menzel just phenomenal?
Stage 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That moment gets me every time.
Stage 4
Absolutely, kids! Let’s grab the DVD and the soundtrack. It’s only like THE best Disney movie EVER made!
Stage 5
Oh, how adorable! The kids have memorized all the songs!
Stage 6
How sweet! They’re singing “Let it Go” all day long!
Stage 7
Wow. They’re really belting out “Let it Go” ALL DAY.
Stage 8
FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE, THEY’RE BELTING OUT “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY.
Stage 9
Please, just let it go, kiddos. For real. LET IT GO.
Stage 10
Wow, it’s gone viral on Facebook. Now I have to endure other people’s kids singing it too? How many times can one song be repeated before it qualifies as torture?
Stage 11
I’m hearing it in my sleep now. Every. Single. Night.
Stage 12
Oh my goodness, KIDS. IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I MIGHT LET YOU GO.
Stage 13
Disney has become my nemesis and Idina Menzel? She must be Satan’s accomplice.
Stage 14
What’s that, kids? I have NO CLUE what happened to the DVD and soundtrack. Perhaps they were misplaced, or maybe they were consumed by the snow monster. OR PERHAPS YOU WORE THEM DOWN SO MUCH THEY JUST DISAPPEARED.
Stage 15
I know you’re heartbroken, children. Yes, I get that you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re REALLY that upset? Well… I have just one thing to say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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In summary, the encumbrance of a Frozen obsession is a journey every parent will likely face, moving from initial excitement to eventual exasperation. However, it can serve as a reminder of the joy that animated films bring into our lives.
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