Parenting often resembles a game of chance, with no guaranteed strategies for success. My partner and I have experimented with various popular parenting techniques over the years. From embracing a natural parenting approach to co-sleeping, and even trying to minimize the use of the word “no,” we’ve explored different avenues in our journey. We even dabbled in discipline methods like time-outs and rewards systems that included toys and treats for good behavior.
However, as fatigue set in, we found ourselves outmatched by our children, who frequently band together against us. Consequently, we decided to abandon parenting methods that caused us stress. While we don’t resort to spanking, we do occasionally express our frustrations—perhaps more often than we’d like to admit. If anyone were to overhear the conversations in our home between 3 PM and 7 PM, they might mistakenly believe we were fervently religious due to the colorful language that sometimes escapes our lips.
Our four-year-old son, Max, is exceptionally articulate, a trait that we attribute to our refusal to speak to him in a condescending manner. By the age of two, he could distinguish between “May I?” and “Can I?” His impressive vocabulary has garnered attention from family and even our pediatrician, making us quite proud parents.
So, it was with great excitement that I witnessed Max share his unique rendition of a classic knock-knock joke in front of his grandmother:
Max: “Knock-knock”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Max: “Bitch!”
Me: “Excuse me?!”
Max: “You didn’t say knock-knock!”
Me: (stifling shock and laughter, while also curious) “Uh, Bitch, erm…who?”
Max: “Bitch been knocking out here all day!”
Me: (a mix of horror and amusement)
The original joke that Max had memorized (which he had told countless times) went as follows:
Max: “Knock-knock”
Me: “Who’s there?”
Max: “Ben”
Me: “Ben who?”
Max: “Ben knocking out here all day!”
In the aftermath of Max’s humorous yet inappropriate performance, I could sense the weight of parental embarrassment lingering in the air. I imagined Grandma questioning what kind of language was tolerated in our household. Afterward, we engaged in a flurry of explanations about our parenting choices.
Once we returned home and the embarrassment subsided, I recounted the joke to my partner, Jake. We both erupted in laughter, and it served as a pivotal lesson in the need to monitor our language around the kids. Although we still enjoy our adult conversations filled with expletives, we now reserve that for after the kids are asleep. If you are interested in boosting your fertility, you might find useful information in our other blog posts, including strategies for at-home insemination kits.
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