The Essential Guidelines for Mom Collective

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Welcome to the “Mom Collective,” a supportive space for everyday moms like us who are tired of the competition and judgment often faced from outsiders. Before you dive in, please familiarize yourself with these essential guidelines:

1. No Prepping: Do not tidy up your home before inviting other moms over. If your place looks immaculate, you’re out! And if you expect us to do the same, you’re out too.
2. Refer to It as a “Meeting”: When arranging gatherings for lunch, coffee, or wine, don’t simply say you’re going out. Frame it as a “very important meeting.” If you can’t embrace this playful deception, you may not belong here.
3. Keep Criticism at Bay: Even if another mom is voicing concerns about her own child, resist the urge to join in. She has the right to express her feelings, but you do not. Nod, affirm her efforts, and pour more wine.
4. Avoid Overcelebrating Minor Holidays: Events like Valentine’s Day or St. Patrick’s Day? They aren’t significant enough for extensive celebrations. A light acknowledgment with an adult beverage is suitable. Please refrain from elaborate decorations or gift exchanges that complicate things for the rest of us.
5. Limit Volunteerism: It’s commendable to contribute your fair share, but don’t become the mom who does everything. Overcommitting can create resentment among fellow members and limit your time for our important “meetings.”
6. Invest in Yourself: When you take time for self-care, don’t call it a spa day; refer to it as “refining,” “training,” or “professional development.” This way, outsiders won’t misunderstand your priorities.
7. Communicate with Fellow Members: If you’ve navigated sensitive topics with your children, like discussing anatomy or the truth about Santa, give us a heads-up. It helps us prepare our kids (and ourselves) for those conversations.
8. Keep Personal Obligations Separate: While we can occasionally babysit for one another, don’t involve us in your child’s events like dance recitals or sports games. Each of us has our own challenges to juggle.
9. No Judgments or Uninvited Advice: Whether you have strong opinions on breastfeeding or parenting styles, keep them to yourself unless someone genuinely seeks your input. We’re all just trying to survive this parenting journey together.
10. Avoid Making Others Look Bad: If you excel in areas like cooking, cleaning, or managing household tasks, please keep it to yourself. Mentioning these in front of our partners can lead to unnecessary comparisons.

Can you embrace these guidelines? The initiation process can be tough, and the temptation to break these rules is real. We’d love to welcome you into our supportive circle.

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In summary, the Mom Collective is a nurturing environment where we embrace authenticity, support one another, and navigate the challenges of motherhood without judgment.