The Morning Routines of Four Everyday Moms

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In recent discussions surrounding daily rituals, various women leaders have shared their structured morning routines, showcasing the benefits of a consistent start to the day. These routines often include practices such as:

• 4:45 AM: Rise and indulge in a nourishing bowl of quinoa cereal, followed by an hour of ashtanga yoga.
• 6:43 AM: Alarm rings, no snooze button in sight. Slip into comfortable loungewear and clogs.
• 6:50 AM: Brew a cup of fair trade coffee and heat a vegan muffin.
• 6:45 AM: Head to the home gym for a quick workout.
• 6:45 AM: Enjoy a peaceful breakfast with coffee and a selection of healthy options.

While these routines highlight the luxuries many high-achievers have, the reality for most mothers is markedly different. Many moms do not have the luxury of undisturbed time for self-care or leisurely breakfasts. To illustrate this contrast, I consulted a few friends to share their morning experiences, which reflect the often chaotic and humorous nature of motherhood.

1. Emily Rivers, Writer and Mom of Three

• 6:00 AM: Wake to the sound of her phone alarm. Mentally prepare for the day, but first, curse the alarm for its relentless beeping that has likely disturbed her sleeping children.
• 6:30 AM: Shuffle to the shower, if time permits—some days, showering is a luxury not afforded.
• 7:00 AM: Descend to let the dogs out, only to step in a puddle of dog pee and engage in a brief clean-up before preparing breakfast—oops, it’s just cereal and milk instead of the organic kale smoothies she intended.
• 7:15 AM: Check the twins’ backpacks for extra underwear, only to find an assortment of odd toys instead. Dash upstairs for a frantic search.
• 8:15 AM: Successfully herd the trio out the door, all while navigating sibling disputes, and realize she’s left without breakfast—again.

2. Sophie Lane, New Mom of a Newborn

• 4:30 AM: Awaken to the sound of her baby crying. Attempt to soothe her back to sleep with a pacifier, but it requires multiple attempts and a lot of patience.
• 5:00 AM: Feed the baby while contemplating a business idea for delivering coffee and donuts to fellow new moms. Sleep is a goal, maybe four hours for the night.
• 6:00 AM: Realize the baby is wide awake and ready for the day. The thought of coffee and donuts feels tantalizingly out of reach.
• 7:00 AM: Speed through a shower, convinced she hears the baby screaming, only to discover it was just her imagination playing tricks on her due to lack of sleep.
• 8:15 AM: Pack an array of supplies for the day, including an excessive number of diapers and other essentials, while indulging in a leftover donut she finds in the fridge.

3. Laura, a Working Mom and Writer

• 6:00 AM: Alarm goes off, but the snooze button is just too tempting.
• 6:30 AM: Finally rise, scrolling through social media while her husband prepares breakfast.
• 7:00 AM: Get dressed in sweatpants and enjoy a hasty breakfast routine with her toddler, who suddenly forgets how to use a fork.
• 7:15 AM: Try to get her child ready for the day, which results in a battle of wills involving a lot of imaginative reasoning.
• 7:45 AM: Navigate the morning chaos and prepare to log onto work, mentally counting down to bedtime.

4. Megan, an Average Homemaker

• 6:00 AM: Kids jump into bed, creating a morning circus. Attempt to reclaim a few moments of sleep amidst the chaos.
• 6:30 AM: Stumble downstairs in worn sweatpants to brew coffee and prepare breakfast, which is more about convenience than nutrition.
• 7:00 AM: Consider adopting a healthier morning routine but ultimately end up reheating coffee and munching on a frozen waffle.
• 7:15 AM: Kids refuse breakfast, leading to a last-minute smoothie attempt that is met with disgust.
• 8:00 AM: Engage in a frantic dressing session that resembles a game of tag, all while chugging cold coffee.

Regardless of how your day begins, it’s comforting to know that many moms can relate to the whirlwind of morning routines. For those who dream of serene mornings filled with yoga and hot coffee, remember you are not alone, especially if you’re rocking those comfy sweatpants.

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Summary: The morning routines of everyday moms often contrast sharply with the organized schedules of high-achieving women. Through shared experiences, it becomes clear that chaos, humor, and a touch of creativity define the mornings of many mothers.