So, it turns out that Ivanka Trump’s team over at Ivanka Trump Inc. (the company she claims she’s not involved with anymore, right) decided to share some Thanksgiving decoration ideas. With Turkey Day just around the corner, many hosts are likely stressing over how to set the perfect table. But fear not, Ivanka Trump Inc. has come to the rescue with what can only be described as a design disaster: a gigantic ocean-themed compost centerpiece that’s sure to turn heads for all the wrong reasons.
Naturally, Twitter users had a field day with this suggestion. Comments ranged from “I can’t even” to “I’d rather sit at the kid’s table if that’s what the adult table looks like.” It’s a little reminiscent of the Father’s Day gift ideas the company put out earlier this year, which also received a less-than-warm reception.
But wait, there’s more! According to Ivanka’s interior designer, this monstrosity can be versatile; swap out the pumpkins for holiday ornaments come Christmas or Hanukkah. Imagine filling that clam shell with little pink and turquoise decorations! Oh, and those fancy plates? They’re from a Parisian brand costing about $120 each—because who doesn’t want to serve Thanksgiving dinner on something that costs as much as a week’s worth of groceries? Most of us are just aiming for paper plates from Costco with cute fall leaves on them.
Alternative Options for Thanksgiving
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In short, while Ivanka Trump’s Thanksgiving decoration ideas might not resonate with the average person, there are plenty of practical and affordable alternatives out there!
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