The latest installment in the Fifty Shades series has everyone buzzing, and it’s not just for the usual reasons. This time, we’re seeing things from the perspective of the enigmatic billionaire, Christian Grey, and wow, it’s definitely a trip.
Now, I’m not a huge reader of the Fifty Shades books, but I’ve heard enough about them to know that they’re a mix of campy romance and steamy scenes. So when I stumbled upon some excerpts from the new book, Darker, shared by BuzzFeed editor Jamie Parker, I couldn’t help but be intrigued—though perhaps not in the way the author, E.L. James, intended.
Let me just say, there’s a lot of head-scratching content in there. One line that really stands out is when Christian says, “I think we’ll eat later. Because right now I’m going to rock your world. Put the chicken in the fridge.” Yes, you read that right. PUT THE CHICKEN IN THE FRIDGE.
Seriously, what woman wouldn’t be flattered by the idea of her partner prioritizing the freshness of chicken over romance? I mean, come on, Christian! You’re a billionaire. Can’t you just order a parade of organic chickens if you’re worried about wasting $8 worth of meat?
But it gets weirder. Between Christian’s odd fixation with chopping vegetables and his partner Ana’s not-so-subtle hints, it’s all a bit much to take in. Twitter has been equally mystified and entertained, especially by Grey’s commitment to kitchen hygiene.
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In summary, the latest Fifty Shades book has taken some strange turns, but it’s providing plenty of entertainment and conversation. If a focus on kitchen hygiene during intimate moments is your thing, this might be the perfect read for you.
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