People Are Admitting to Devouring Their Advent Calendar Chocolates, and It’s Hilarious

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If you’ve polished off your entire Advent calendar already, rest assured you’re not alone! The holiday season is all about family, giving, and indulging in the joys of Christmas. And let’s be honest, one of the greatest joys? Advent calendar chocolates. Yes, all of them. In a single day.

What Are Advent Calendars?

Advent calendars are those delightful countdowns to Christmas, typically starting on December 1st and spanning the four Sundays leading up to the big day. They often feature little doors that reveal festive scenes, but who really pays attention to that when there’s chocolate involved?

Oh, yes! Chocolate-filled Advent calendars are a glorious invention. We get to wake up and treat ourselves to chocolate for breakfast every day leading up to Christmas—at least that’s the plan. But let’s be real; self-control isn’t always our strong suit, especially when it comes to those tiny treats that beckon us with their sugary allure.

Shared Experiences

As some Twitter users have hilariously pointed out, those chocolates may not even last a full day! It’s comforting to know that many of us are in the same boat. Unfortunately, this might spell trouble for my kids’ Advent calendars since mine didn’t survive the season. “Oops, kids! I have no idea why there are no chocolates behind doors 11-15. You must’ve done something to upset Santa!”

For instance, one gal confessed to finishing off her entire stash before Thanksgiving. Well played! It’s been a challenging year, and if sneaking away to indulge in 25 chocolates while hiding in the closet makes us feel a little better, why not?

This woman is now my hero! Perhaps those of us not quite mastering our Advent calendars should consider adding “only eat one chocolate a day” to our New Year’s resolutions, right after “eat healthier” and “be more patient.” Worth a shot, right?

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Conclusion

In summary, the holiday season brings out the best—and the funniest—in us. Whether we’re indulging in chocolates or contemplating bigger life choices, there’s always room for laughter and a bit of solidarity among friends.


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